Prolouge: A Madness filled day

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2B: Alright, Hank I have a new mission for you. I've located a Improbability Drive in this building. I need you to take the gang, and destroy it.

Hank: What? Are you saying that I can't do it myself? You know that I could do it myself.

Doc sighed internally at Hank. Hank may have been the best mercenary, but not the best conversationalist.

2B: Hank for crying out loud I'm saying you need explosives, and Sanford has the bombs. Just take the gang and move out. Besides retrieving your body, and reviving you is a pain in my ass.

Hank: Alright alright no need to get pissy over it. Just let me get my gear.

Hank stepped in his quarters, and picked up his Dragon Sword. He also took with him a desert eagle for maximum style points. When he stepped out he looked at his mirror, and tightened his belts.

(Art by me)
(A/n: Headcanon| Hank managed to unmag himself, and kept the crab arm.)

Hank walked over to Sanford and Deimos who was competing in a game of Mario Kart

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Hank walked over to Sanford and Deimos who was competing in a game of Mario Kart.

Hank: You two, we got another mission. It's about bombing an Improbability Drive. Get in the truck.

Deimos: What? A mission already? Why can't we have a break for one day? I want to stay home.

Before Deimos could day something else Sanford picked up Deimos and hauled his ass towards the truck. Hank got in the back of the truck. Sanford and Deimos was in the front.

Sanford: You know how stubborn Hank is. Once he sets his mind on something he'll complete it. For example the Sheriff.

Deimos: Didn't he die like twice.

Sanford: Of course he did, knuckle head. Let's get going before Hank starts complaining.

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15 minutes later

Hank: Yup, this was the place. I don't know why this is a "secret" base when it's this tall. The hell is this bullshit.

 The hell is this bullshit

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