SPIDER OF MUSUTAFU

HOUSE OF 🕷️

It's been a month since may and her friends arrived at this new universe and they've learned a few new things, like the fact that being a hero was a job, secondly this earth is technologically inferior and last but not least the place this spider man calls "home" is actually a shit hole. Well calling a shit hole is an insult to shit holes, the place was falling apart a few parts of the building had webbing that were replenish every so often, hell may even caught spider man spraying webbing on the wall praying it would hold, luckily valeria has taken it upon herself to make this "place" livable. Oh and did she forget the part were the laura of this universe is a child it down right hilarious. Until she popped the signature claws and tried giving kate a facial reconstruction that's when everyone took spider man's warning about her being a miniature murder machine seriously but it was still funny seeing her always sitting on spider man lap each time they watched tv, then there was dororo a girl who claims to come from sengoku jidai era, val ran some tests on her and verified that she was indeed a time traveler which shouldn't have come as a surprise to the rest of us given how captain america was from the 1940's and finally the girl he brought with him, she had silver hair and a horn on her forehead her arms were covered in bandages and under them were scars that looked painful the girl in question always seemed nervous, always run to spider man with the smallest of noises it took a month for her to tell us her name

Horn girl: Eri

Spider man: Well nice to meet you eri I'm spider man

Then there was the fact that spider man NEVER took off his costume and always referred himself as spider man and nothing else no name or last name for that matter, one night while patrolling may decided to ask the million yen question

May: Spider man

Spider man: You want to know why I haven't shown my face or told you my name

May: How did you

Spider man: You're not the first to ask and I'm surprised it took you so long to ask most people are rather quick on asking

May: So haven't you

Spider man: Because who I once was is dead

May: What do you mean by that

Spider man: When i got these powers the person I once was seize to exist

May: Why?

Spider man: Because he was to weak

That was all she needed to hear, but there was still the matter of never changing his clothing, he always wore the same thing every day and they never stank we got our response when he showed us his wardrobe

Spider man: Ta-da

It was filled to the brim with the same clothes

Kate: You only wear the same thing

Spider man: Yep 😁 👍

America: Were did you get the money for them when you live in this shit hole

Dororo: He saved a old man some time ago and he's been buying him and washing them clothing ever since

America: Now the only question left was were did he find the mini laura

Spider man: I honestly don't know

Cassie: How can you not know. You're the one who found her

Spider man: Well actually she found me

Kamala: What do you mean

Spider man: Well one day I came back from patrolling and she was here like she owed the joint