Ghost and Pals Stuff 2

First Kiss - Norman x Charon oneshot

"PLEASE!!!" Charon begged to God. This had been going for about 3 hours now. He was at God's legs, clasping all 6 of their hands together.
"When will you stop bugging me about this, Charon?!" God scowled.
"When you give me what I want!" Charon replied, standing back up. "One hour, that's all I ask for!"
God sighed. "You want to not have your lips be poisonous for one hour? Why?"
"For Norman." Charon replied confidently. "I just want to kiss the person I love without him dropping dead immediately after."

God shook his head. Charon looked up at Him with hope, like a puppy asking for some of your food. It was too hard to resist.
"If I grant you this wish, will you stop pestering me?" God asked.
Charon nodded in return, eyes lighting up.
"Uuuuugh...fine. But one hour only." God growled.
"YES!" Charon shouted in triumph. "Thank you so much! I'll let you do anything tome in return. Brainwash me? Don't care. Mutilate me further? I don't mind!"
"Now, now, Charon, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it." God muttered, annoyed. "Just...close your eyes."

Meanwhile, Norman was sat in his room, playing a game of solitaire. It was nice to have some alone time, but he hadn't seen Charon for a few days. It was pretty lonely without him. Charon was always the live wire, constantly getting into random crazy shenanigans. Plus, he was a good cuddler. Still. It was nice to have some peace. After completing the game, Norman gathered the cards and began shuffling them again. So quiet. So calm. However, this calm was going to be broken by a familiar figure bursting through the door.

"Norman!!" Charon exclaimed excitedly.
"Aah!" Norman shouted, dropping the cards. "You gotta warn me before you do something like that!"
"Sorry, sorry, I'm just too excited!" Charon apologised, still smiling. "Come on, guess what's different about me!"
It took Norman a while, but eventually, he noticed that there was no poison flowing from Charon's lips.
"Only for an about 50 minutes, though, so we gotta make this quick!" Charon exclaimed.
Beaming, Norman got up from his chair, rushed over to his partner, and gingerly kissed them on the lips.

It was short, it was sweet, but the passion was there. When the two parted lips, Charon was astounded at the fact Norman was alive. Overjoyed, they pulled Norman into a tight hug, happy tears welling in their eyes.
"It worked..!" they whispered. "Thank you, God."
Norman was feeling the same level of joy. They had just shared their first kiss. Now, to spend the rest of the 48 minutes fulfilling all the other kisses that they would have had in their relationship up until now.

Two minutes until the poisoned would return and the two decided to stop. They were both flustered, their mouths were stinging a bit, but they were content. Norman was now sat on the bed with Charon holding him.
"You're a really good kisser." Norman murmured.
"Nobody's ever told me that before." Charon remarked, blushing. "Well, that's because most people drop dead as soon as they kiss me."
Norman chuckled, and planted one last kiss on Charons lips, just 20 seconds before the poison started filling Charon's mouth once again.