Dandelion

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Adam: Blowing a dandelion is basically helping a weed ejaculate.

Caleb: I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

Diane: I mean, it's kind of not. Seeds aren't analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn't analogous to sperm. Plants don't do dimorphic gametes like that. A better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a t-shirt cannon.

Caleb: Now it's a good day again.

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