Voltron: truth or dare (Klance)

part 1 ~ don't you dare

Clever Title, right guys? 😎
PS: this takes place in pretty much an AU during season 1-2? Bc I can't accept that they never really got together.

Keith's POV
Lance is being a fucking idiot again. All I said was good morning and he flipped out, "oh YEAH? what's so good about it?" It took every bit of my willpower to keep from saying "well for one thing, you're here."
No fucking way I was gonna flirt with him. Not after he forgot our fucking bonding moment. That evil little shit. So dumb. So crazy. So tall. So pretty. How fucking dare he. Wait-
"Keith? Are you in here?" Shiro is calling me. "Yeah." I say, sitting up in bed. "What's up?" He smiles at me evilly. "We're doing a training exercise. For bonding." Immediately Shiro could tell he'd made a mistake. "I mean-" "BONDING, HUH?" I said aggressively. "Why don't you tell that to Lance?" Shiro sighed, "I don't have the energy to talk about this AGAIN Keith. Just get to the common room." (Forgot what they actually call it 😜)

Lance's POV
I'm sitting at the end of the couch far away from Pidge because she keeps giggling deviously and making me uncomfortable. And yet she still keeps making eye contact with me, giggling, then looking away. She's planning something. Something evil and, to make matters worse, Shiro seems to be in on it. There'll be no rescue team if any of us should suffer permanent damage. Except maybe Allura, but Allura's a different kind of evil and probably won't care much about psychological damage. To put it simply, I'm scared. "When can we start?" I ask. "The sooner it starts, the sooner it stops." I think. "In a minute." Shiro says. We're waiting on Hunk and Keith." Just then, Hunk walks in with a plate of cookies in his hands. "Sorry I was late guys, I was making snacks." "You're forgiven." Pidge says, grabbing a handful, "now where's Keith?!" "Oh man." I think. "Should I say something? Should I complain about him being late? That's what a rival would do, right?" "Yeah." I grumble, "where's mullet head been all day?" "Aaawww we're you worried about Keith?" Pidge asks, smiling demonically. Heat rushes to my face, "shit shit shit!" My mind screams. "That backfired so quickly and badly! Quick, say something straight!" "Um." I say, "gender reveal parties." "What." "R-royal weddings. Live laugh love." "WHAT." "JUST STOP." I think, "puh-LEASE." Keith comes in, rescuing me from one of the most awkward situations I've ever been in. "Keith!" I say, relieved. He looks at me strangely. "What?" Pidge Snickers and I can feel my face heating up again. "Um" "please don't try saying something straight again." " Michael Jackson." I blurt out. Keith blinks. "Is this a joke? Are you comparing me to Michael Jackson? I don't get it." "Y-yes. It's a joke. And you don't get it 'cause.... you're not smart!" Keith rolls his eyes and sits down. Directly across from me. I'm trying to decide if that's the worst thing to happen today or the best when Pidge exclaims "okay, the bonding exercise for today is....." She leaves a long suspenseful silence wherein Keith glares at me like a pouting toddler- I mean if toddlers were incredibly hot teenagers. "truth or dare!" Hunk says cheerfully. "Huuunk! I was gonna say that!" Pidge grumbles. "sorry, I thought you forgot. Since you were taking so long to say it."

Keith's POV
Truth or dare? As in lol do you like guys or lol dare you to kiss your "rival" hahaha no fucking way?? When I kiss Lance- I mean if- I mean I won't, but if I was, like I had to, I wouldn't want an audience or anything. I would want to be by ourselves, maybe in front of a sunset, laughing together, totally comfortable and relaxed not in the middle of the common room with all our friends watching and giggling like we're just some characters on a goddamn screen and not actual fucking people who would actually prefer to fuck in private. Wait, where the hell did that come from? Anyways, I don't want to do this. But Lance? Well- "yeah!" Lance says enthusiastically. "This'll be f-fun!" He pumps his fist in the air and Shiro smiles. "I'm glad everyone's so willing." I don't protest, because I'm too busy watching Lance. His hands are shaking. He's faking it. He's terrified. He doesn't want to be here and I'm pissed off that Shiro made this thing MaNdAtOrY. "I'm gonna fucking kill you, Takashi Shirogane." I mutter. Shiro smiles innocently at me. "I'll go first." Pidge volunteers.

Sooooo what did y'all think? I'm trying not to suck, but you know.