Cat: Hey Toko!
Bird: ...
Cat: Hey Toko!
Bird: ....
Cat: YO BROTHER!
Bird: ...
Cat: Don't dot dot dot me!
Bird: What you want me to do?
Cat: How about answer?
Bird: I did.
Cat: And you say, I am the idiot...
Bird: Anyways what's up?
Cat: Sooo you in the living room or kitchen?
Bird: No.
Bird: How do you expect me to do that?
Cat: Dunno, did you come over a minute ago or not?
Bird: No, why?
Cat: CRAP!
Bird: What?
Cat: CRAP!
Cat: CRAP!
Cat: CRAP!
Bird: Do I have to understand?
Cat: Yo come over as possible!
Bird: Huh?
Cat: I am apparently all alone and I hear somde noises and footsteps
Bird: -_- you sure you are alone?
Cat: YES!
Cat: Now get you cultic ass home and bring your Nerf gun with ya. I'll get mine.
Bird: Why the hell do I need to come witzh ya? Besides you own the Nerfs not me.
Cat: BECAUSE THERE MAY OR MAYS NOT BE AN AXE MURDERER IN OUR DAMN KITCHEN!
Cat: YOU ARE A DAMN HERO!
Bird: Hero in training.
Bird: Call the police it is safer.
Cat: AMA INVESTIGATE! AND AMA SEE A DAMN MURDERER NOW GET YOUR FREAKING CROW ASS OVER!
Cat: Besides I want my hero in training brother with me when I do this shit.
CaT: I mean skinning him and maybe even other things.
Bird: I think the person should be more scared of you now...
Cat: Just get over!
Bird: Fine. Fine. Be there.
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Cat: FALSE ARARM!
Cat: I repeat
Cat: FALSE ALARM!
Bird: What now?
Cat: Sorry but I couldn't wait and it was mom.
Bird: You idiot!
Cat: You on the way still?
Bird: No, I called mom to ask if you are alone.
Cat: AND YOU TELL ME THAT NOW?!
Bird: Whelp someone has to learn the hard way.
Cat: Well thanks a lot....
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