Cat: Brother?
Bird: Yes?
Cat: So you know about this street?
Bird: Which one?
Cat: That one everyone is talking about.
Bird: Which one?
Cat: I mean how can you not know THE street?
Bird: Bro talk so I can understand you!
Cat: -_-
Bird: =|
Cat: o.o
Bird: -.-
Cat: UwU
Bird: OmO
Cat: Alright! I mean the sesam street!
Bird: WHAT?!
Cat: How do I get there?
Bird: Wait until 11:11, close your eyes, spin around like five times, hit the pinata and when all the candy comes pouring out, run straight through it. Once you're through..
Cat: Wait let me get some paper and a pen-
Bird: Just screenshot.
Cat: Ah yeah that works too but what if I don't have servive when I wanna come back?
Bird: You wanna now how to go there or not?
Cat: Continue.
Bird: Soo you will meet a llama named Carl. Give him 20 bucks and an appple and he'll let you ride on his back. He will take you to Narnia where you will find live dollars on the Ground.
Cat: WAIT!
Cat: Carl!
Cat: That lama will kill me!
Bird: No.
Cat: But he will! I mean "Carl, that kills people!" how can you suggest that to me?
Cat: You wanna get rid of me or something?
Bird: Matter of fact, I do.
Cat: o.o Why did I ask you again?
Bird: Dunno but should I continue?
Cat: Yes.
Bird: So Use the money you find on the Ground to get on the Hogwards Express where you will meet up with Ke$ha in compartment five. She will give you a map which shall lead you on a year long journey through Pandoras countryside and you're COMPLETELY lost, you will stumble apon Sesame street.
Bird: Now good luck.
Cat: ....
Cat: Very creative.
Bird: Thanks.
Cat: Tho the question was kinda real and not a joke.
Bird: Please facepalm yourself for me.
Cat: NOPE. I am good and you wanna kill me with CARL!
Bird: Sigh
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