Cat: What happened last night?
Bird: What you mean?
Cat: When I woke up, I woke up with a black guy.
Bird: EXCSUE ME?!
Cat: What?
Bird: You are underaged and not even gay!
Cat: What you mean gay?
Cat: I got a damn black guy.
Bird: -_-
Bird: Take a re-read please.
Cat: Huh?
Cat: OH!
Cat: I meant to say eye.
Cat: Damn autocorrection changed it to guy.
Bird: About that... you came drunk to my school.
Cat: What, no way.
Bird: I have proof and mom knows about it.
Cat: How did I do that?
Bird: Dunno but Bakugo did punch you.
Cat: Why tho?
Bird: You literally called him a Dandelion.
Cat: It's true and better than Pomeranian.
Bird: Did that too.
Cat: Seriously?
Bird: Yes and also a terrorist and a ticking time bomb and a villain in disguise and so on.
Cat: When did he punch me?
Bird: The moment you touched his hair and threw him a dog toy. Where did you even get that from?
Cat: Dunno and man... that sounds like something.
Bird: It was, and my classmates and I got it on tape.
Cat: NOOOO!!!!
Bird: Yes.
Cat: I am doomed.
Bird: Yes you are and from now on text me if something important and not when you get bored. Just show me some respect will ya?
Cat: Fine... is mom pissed?
Bird: You are more than grounded since you are 13 and got your hands on alcohol.
Cat: Shit.
Bird: Yeah good luck!
Cat: ...
Bird: How should I arrange your funeral?
Cat: Not funny.
Bird: Oh it was and still is.
Cat: You're mean.
Bird: Whelp you got a hero as a brother after all.
Cat: True... and a cultist.
Bird: Still not summoning demon.
Cat: Whatever you say.
Cat: Ahm Toko... are we still cool?
Bird: Yup.
Bird: I will be just busy and ama come over every now and then more than before. I know you are just lonely after all.
Cat: Thanks.
Bird: This weekend?
Cat: Cool? Cinema?
Bird: Sounds good but only if we go for It. I know a place which has it on a weekly shedule for this month.
Cat: Cool, I am in.
Bird: See ya and take care brother.
Cat: You too and pay that Dandelion back 10 no 100 folds.
Bird: will do
~~END~~
A/N: Sooo my dear friend. Thanks for always taking the time and write with me on collabs. I hope you like this short chatfic cause that is all I can do with the limited time I have...
For every gem who reads this: Thanks for reading this and I hope you enjoyed it as well.
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