Author's Note: Bacon is too good to be true 🥓
On the Summer of 1986, The Cult was staying at a Hotel Motel in the middle of a pile of freshly boiled Mashed Potatoes. Ian woke up in a slew of Gravy rain, and Billy was slipping in Butter. Ian said to Billy "This is such a mess, how in the hell are we going to clean this up in time for the big event!?!?"
Billy just shrugged and said "Yeah, Mr. Dinkle-Slinks is going to kill us if we don't get this sloopy sloppy up out of here in 100 seconds"
Jamie was last to get up, as he stayed up late jumping around on some pillows the night before to flatten them out for hanging on the wall.
The 3 had decided it was time for breakfast! Billy who is now a chef has decided to make.... CHEESECAKE!!
Ian was still sad about the mess despite this though.
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