(3rd Person PoV)
"Phiiiiiiiiil! Can I go with you? I forgot something in my house," Tommy asked.
"Tommy, I'm literally just going to grind for some exp levels from the spider farm. It'll be a quick trip and back," Phil told him.
"Bullsh*t! I need to grab something from my house. Now that will be a quick trip and back!" Tommy argued.
"Fine but don't go and commit arson or something. It's too damn early for that," Phil sighed.
"I am...offended that you would think that I would commit arson this early in the afternoon," Tommy scoffed dramatically.
Phil laughed at this before the two of them set off.
They arrived at Tommy's house which looked like the wind blew it the wrong way. Also dirt, tons of dirt.
Tommy went rustling through his chest before grabbing a compass and putting it in his inventory.
"Is that all, mate?" Phil asked and Tommy nodded.
"Off to the spider farm!" Tommy said dramatically and went in the wrong direction.
"..." Phil held in his laughter as Tommy slowly figured out that he went the wrong way.
"Uhhh whoops. It's that way," Tommy trudged back to Phil, and pointed to the right direction.
The two of them headed off to the spider farm.
When they got there, they noticed that someone was already there.
"BadBoyHalo?" Tommy asked.
"Oh Tommy, Phil. How's it going?" The demon waved cheerfully.
"What are you doing here?" Phil asked.
"I'm collecting exp because I need to enchant Skeppy's armor. He's very lazy," Bad explained.
"Ah same, I guess," Tommy shrugged.
"I'm the one who is going to grind," Phil rolled his eyes.
"Sure keep saying that to yourself, you old f*ck," Tommy said
"Language!"
"No," Tommy shot back.
While Phil was grinding for exp, Tommy decided to tease Bad with swearing as much as he possibly could. Because he will be bored, just waiting for Phil to finish and he was.
"So what the f*ck are you doing, just f*cking stabbing sh*t to f*cking enchant Skeppy's f*cking armor?" Tommy asked.
"Language!" Bad snapped.
"I'm speaking f*cking normally! This is how I f*cking talk!" Tommy exclaimed.
"Language!"
"Nah b*tch!" Tommy turned away while making a face at him.
"Language!"
"B*tch! B*tch! B*tch! B*tch!" Tommy shouted.
"Language!"
"Tommy, stop bothering Bad. He's already been through enough of your swearing!" Phil called out.
"Ugh fine, Daaaaaad!" Tommy called back.
"Anyway Bad, why do you hate swearing so much?" He turned to the demon.
"Well sometimes there are situations where swearing is just not needed. Plus there could be young voices around us who are accustomed to swearing," Bad explained.
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She couldn't (DreamSMP Au)
Fanfiction(Sequel to I go La La) Dream is in prison, Puffy is helping him trying to cope with his trauma, he is training with Phil and Techno, life is good! Or that's what Tommy thinks. It should be that way right? "Can't I have a happy ending too?" "It's har...
