Mary Mary quite contrary
shaved her pussy cause it was so damn hairy.
Mary Mary quite contrary
how does your garden grow
I live in a flat you fucking twat
so how the fuck should I know
Mary Mary quite contrary
how does your garden grow
With wizz and e's
and ganja trees
and coke as white as snow
Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your fanny cope,
with pubic hair,
cocks up there
and spunk bubbles all in a row.
Mary, Mary quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With a tuft of hair,
(you know where),
And three pretty holes in a row!