snap my fingers
lock the door
open me up
and fuck me sore
Dedicated to murderousmicah87 who just told me this one :))
dirty nursery rhymes
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Jack, and Jill 1.0
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Jack be nimble 1.0
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Row Row Row Your Boat 1.0
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Jack, and Jill 2.0
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Yankee Doodle 1.0
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Little Jack Horner 1.0
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Hickory Dickory Doc 1.0
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Jack, and Jill 3.0
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Hickory Dickory Doc 2.0
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Little Jack Horner 2.0
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Jack, and Jill 4.0
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Little Bo Peep 1.0
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Jack, and Jill 5.0
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Reality Check- not a nursery rhyme
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Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
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You Think I Care- not a nursery rhyme
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Old Mother Hubbard
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Little Bo Peep 2.0
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Humpty Dumpty 1.0
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Little Tea Pot 1.0
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Author's Note
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Christopher Columbus
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Row Row Row Your Boat 2.0
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Row Row Row Your Boat 3.0 - full chorus
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Mary Mary Quite Contrary 1.0 - full chorus
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Roses Are Red- Short Poem
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Roses Are Red- Short Poem 2
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Short Comment
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Roses are Red - Short Poem 3
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A Rhyme
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Pregnancy Poem
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Roses are red - Poem 4
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Rated R- Poem
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Twinkle Twinkle 1.0
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Twinkle Twinkle 2.0
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Roses are red - Short Poem 5
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Roses are red - Short Poem 6
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Roses are red - Short Poem 7
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Twinkle Twinkle 3.0
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Twinkle Twinkle 4.0
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Twinkle Twinkle 5.0
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Twinkle Twinkle 6.0
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Mary had a little lamb 1.0
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Mary had a little lamb < pig
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Not a nursery rhyme
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Quote (?)
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Jack and Jill 6.0
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Little Red Riding Hood 1.0
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Row Row Row Your Boat 4.0
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Humpty Dumpty 2.0
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Alice
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Humpty Dumpty/Little Bo Peep 3.0
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You're A Penny
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Word Play???/Not A Nursery Rhyme
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Mary Mary Quite Contrary 2.0
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Roses are red - Short poem 8
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Jack and Jill 7.0
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Not a nursery rhyme 2.0 sexual
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Not a nursery rhyme 3.0
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Mary had a little lamb < bike
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Jack and Jill 8.0
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Jack Sprat 1.0
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Mary had a little lamb 2.0
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Little Jack Horner
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Milk Milk 1.0
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Milk Milk 2.0
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SPN-Mary Mary Quite Contrary 3.0
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