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The title says it all. PG-13-17 Started May 2015

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Little Jack Horner 1.0

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by midnightqueer

by midnightqueer

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner eating a pizza pie.

He shit pepperoni,

blew his friend tony,

and wiped his chin on his tie.