(Have i made a Little Red one?)
The Big Bad Wolf told Little Red Riding Hood to lift her top so he could suck her tits. "No," she said, lifting her skirt, "eat me like the fuckin' book says!"
dirty nursery rhymes
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Jack, and Jill 1.0
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Jack be nimble 1.0
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Row Row Row Your Boat 1.0
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Jack, and Jill 2.0
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Yankee Doodle 1.0
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Little Jack Horner 1.0
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Hickory Dickory Doc 1.0
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Jack, and Jill 3.0
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Hickory Dickory Doc 2.0
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Little Jack Horner 2.0
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Jack, and Jill 4.0
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Little Bo Peep 1.0
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Jack, and Jill 5.0
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Reality Check- not a nursery rhyme
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Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
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You Think I Care- not a nursery rhyme
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Old Mother Hubbard
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Little Bo Peep 2.0
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Humpty Dumpty 1.0
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Little Tea Pot 1.0
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Author's Note
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Christopher Columbus
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Row Row Row Your Boat 2.0
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Row Row Row Your Boat 3.0 - full chorus
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Mary Mary Quite Contrary 1.0 - full chorus
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Roses Are Red- Short Poem
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Roses Are Red- Short Poem 2
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Short Comment
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Roses are Red - Short Poem 3
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A Rhyme
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Pregnancy Poem
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Roses are red - Poem 4
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Rated R- Poem
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Twinkle Twinkle 1.0
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Twinkle Twinkle 2.0
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Roses are red - Short Poem 5
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Roses are red - Short Poem 6
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Roses are red - Short Poem 7
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Twinkle Twinkle 3.0
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Twinkle Twinkle 4.0
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Twinkle Twinkle 5.0
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Twinkle Twinkle 6.0
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Mary had a little lamb 1.0
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Mary had a little lamb < pig
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Not a nursery rhyme
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Quote (?)
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Jack and Jill 6.0
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Little Red Riding Hood 1.0
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Row Row Row Your Boat 4.0
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Humpty Dumpty 2.0
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Alice
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Humpty Dumpty/Little Bo Peep 3.0
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You're A Penny
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Word Play???/Not A Nursery Rhyme
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Mary Mary Quite Contrary 2.0
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Roses are red - Short poem 8
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Jack and Jill 7.0
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Not a nursery rhyme 2.0 sexual
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Not a nursery rhyme 3.0
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Mary had a little lamb < bike
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Jack and Jill 8.0
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Jack Sprat 1.0
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Mary had a little lamb 2.0
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Little Jack Horner
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Milk Milk 1.0
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Milk Milk 2.0
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SPN-Mary Mary Quite Contrary 3.0
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