Mortifying.
Hermione just got dressed and left, she didn't brush her teeth or her hair, she didn't pack her school bag, she forgot her wand, because that, was, mortifying.
And! Not only, had the Head Girl had her nakedness up on somebody else, she'd also kissed him for the pleasure!Entering the Gryffindor Common Room, Hermione rushed up the to the Girl's Dormitory and jumped on Ginny's bed.
"Ginny! Ginny!" She didn't stir, Hermione sighed in frustration. Ginny had a worst track record than her boys did for getting up.
"GII-nny" Shoving her, nothing happened.
"Draco Malfoy saw me in the shower, then I fell out of the shower and Malfoy caught me - and I was all naked" She whispered.
"WHAT?!?" Ginny sprung upright, her fiery hair a tangle around her face and her eyes full of amusement and fury.
Hermione hung her head in shame and nodded, Ginny's face brightened for a few seconds and then dimmed immediately afterward.
"Is this about Ron yesterday?" Hermione's head snapped back up in horror, even the implication was despicable!
"Oh my God Ginny no! I would never do that intentionally, he came into the bathroom to use the use toilet and then....he flushed!" The Headgirl implored her friend to understand, the redhead sighed and nodded.
"Alright fine, so...what happened exactly?" Hermione Granger recanted her tale and by the end of it Ginny was in hysterics.
"You played What If with him while you were naked? Merlin Hermione that's amazing" Hermione thought it was the opposite of amazing - it was traumatising, even if she had enjoyed it just the tiniest smidge."Ginny what am I going to do? I can't face him now! I've had my breasts on the man!" The ginger choked on another gull of laughter and Hermione groaned. Ginny Weasley was completely unhelpful sometimes when it came to things like this, even her boys may have had better advice. Not that she was ever going to tell either of them what had happened.
She couldn't even imagine what their responses would be,
"Oh, by the way Harry, I accidentally put my naked body up on your high school arch-nemesis, what do you suppose I should do about that?"
Yeah, Hermione could see that going down exceptionally well.
She hauled herself off of Ginny's bed with a new resolve - avoid Draco Malfoy at all costs. Which was going to be difficult seeing as she had left her wand in the dormitory that she shared with him, and the fact that she shared a dormitory with him, and classes, and Head duties, and...
Oh bloody hell.
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It's Complicated
FanfictionIt's complicated, that's the best and only way to describe Hermione Granger's relationship with Draco Malfoy. He's a prejudice, evil little cockroach. She's a headstrong, know-it-all mudblood...