It's Complicated

What If

Draco was definitely sprawled out across his mattress the next morning, and Hermione had to stifle her giggles as she watched his head loll off the edge of the side. To add insult to injury, the Slytherin was also snoring.

Luckily for him Ms Granger was quite the heavy sleeper despite the war and hasn't woken up to his train like noises during the night.

As he began to wake up Hermione rushed into the bathroom to save herself the embarrassment of him seeing her first thing in the morning. A visit from the Sandman had caked her eyes in sleep and her face was always clammy and pale until she had had a shower. She stripped off her pajamas and did just that, she was only in there a few minutes before the bathroom door rattled.

"Granger!" Malfoy yelled.

"What?" She shouted back over the water wondering why the hell he was interrupting her shower.

"I need a piss!" How very charming Hermione cringed.

"Well go to a different bathroom!"

"The nearest one is three floors away!"

"So?" Hermione starting to feel frustrated with this whole conversation ended up yanking her hair to hard as she was shampooing it.

"SO?! DO YOU WANT ME TO PISS MYSELF GRANGER?!" The door rattled again as Draco tried to get in.

"IM IN THE SHOWER!"

"I'm aware you daft bint! I need to pee not join you in all your steamy wonder!" Steamy wonder? The Gryffindor couldn't help but give a little chuckle, she wasn't even that bothered about been called a bint. Especially since she had the upper hand.

"GO. AWAY! " Hermione smirked to herself, enjoying the image forming in her mind of his face.

"FINE! You know what I'll do?! I'll urinate all over your bed, how's that?! Which is going to be?" Hermione's jaw dropped, it was such a snake thing to do.

"You wouldn't dare!" She screeched, dropping her arms completely and not washing off any soap suds.

"You know very well I would, here let me just drop my boxers Granger. I won't forget to hit your pillow"

"FINE! But if you look I will personally see to it that you will never wazz again!" She reached over for her wand and flicked it towards the door, she frantically got back into the shower cubical and faced the nozzle.

If he does look the prick will only get my butt.

The door busted open and Draco scampered over to the loo dropping his pants and letting out sweet relief.

Ahhh, Draco Malfoy did indeed love to pee. He also liked the fact that there was a naked girl behind him and a mirror in front of him, he had to admit to himself that Granger wasn't disgusting. In fact, she was in extremely good shape, with an extremely nice arse.

Damnit Draco! He chastised himself, befriend, befriend, befriend. He kept the mantra up in his head as he finished up his tinkle, then he went to flush.

"DON'T!" She screamed, it was too late, the water rushing out of the nozzle that was a moment ago nice and warm turned to freezing cold in a matter of seconds. Malfoy between amusement and shock watched as Hermione jumped out of the shower and towards him, then because she was completely drenched she slipped.

The Slytherin Prince didn't know when he had decided to do it, but do he did and he swooped forward and caught her before she smashed her dainty head on the floor.

"What if I told you I just saved your life?" He asked a little smugly as she clung to him, wet and naked, yet also petrified and angry.

"What if I told you you're full of shit?" She returned opening her squinched eyes, he grinned at her not all bothered about her nakedness. He thought that it would, that he'd be gagging and spewing up his stomach lining but - she was a woman and he was a man.

"What if I told you that's the funniest thing Ive seen since the war?" He quirked an eyebrow.

"What if I told you the funniest thing I've seen since the war is the way you reacted to a CD player?" She retorted, her eyes crinkling in laughter, Draco noticed that she too didn't seem the perturbed by the fact he was holding her while she was butt naked.

"What if I thought your boobs were nice?" He asked slyly, her eyes widened in alarm and he watched as her face flitted between emotions. It looked at though she'd completely forgotten about the whole being naked thing.

"What if I said you were a pervert?" She scowled trying to pull away, he simply held onto her.

"What if I corrected that to heroic pervert, seeing as I just saved you from cracking your little bookworm head open?" Her frown deepened as she realised that she wasn't getting free any time soon.

Draco didn't really known why this was so exciting, so fun, he supposed it was because he was making progress in the whole befriend area. Then again, her boobs were smushed up against his chest and his hands were on her naked waist so the whole molesting thing wasn't going down to well either.

"What if I said I was going to let you go and turn around so you can leave quickly?" He asked trying to be as polite as possible, even though he'd already called her out on her boobs he could still maintain some decorum.

It was early. That's what he'd blame it on. He was groggy a-a-and not fully awake!

"What if I said thank you?" Her voice was soft and he smiled in response, it didn't seem as though she was going to kill him, or remove his willy. So that was a bonus, knowing that she could very well know a spell to do just that.

"What if-" She placed a finger to his lips and he looked at her with confusion. He was being shushed - again!

Except it was not a bad shush this time because Hermione Granger smiled at him pleasantly and gave him a little peck on the cheek. Draco didn't know whether this was payback for the cream mustache or if she was just generally a cheek kisser. Are people usually this intimate all the time?

"What if I said that's enough?" She asked, it was a real question and Draco released her slowly yet turned around quickly to show her he had no intention of peeping.

He still got a pretty decent view of her cute dimples butt in the mirror as she left though.