Ozpin: And now, Farmer Abe proudly presents a special holiday edition of the adventures of the cast of Grimm May Cry: Jaune's Awakening.
Well it's a Nondescript Winter Holiday,
Whatever you do, watch what you say.
If you're easily offended, well, that's okay~
It's a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday!
Ozpin: We catch up with our three Huntsmen one cold December night, huddled over a campfire...
Ruby: How about we sing some holiday songs?
Jaune: Yeah! Hey, Adam, you wanna lead us off?
Adam: Yeah, I've got one:
Oh, [CENSORED] tree,
Oh, [CENSORED] tree,
How lovely are thy branches-
Why am I getting bleeped again?!
Ozpin: Haven't you heard, children? You can't say [CENSORED]. You gotta say "holiday."
Adam: I can't say [CENSORED]?
Jaune: No, you might offend somebody.
Adam: Who is offended by [CENSORED]?!
Ruby: You know, you might offended the [CENSORED], the [CENSORED], and the atheists.
Adam: What?
Ruby: It's time to be politically correct. I'll lead this off:
On the first day of [CENSORED],
My true love gave to me-
Adam: Ruby, are you listening?!
Ruby: What?
Adam: You can't say [CENSORED]!
Ruby: Why not? If we can say [CENSORED] in the series proper, why can't I say [CENSORED]?
Adam: I didn't make the rules!
Jaune: Hey, listen guys. It's not that difficult. All you've gotta do is change [CENSORED] to "holiday." You know, instead of singing "white [CENSORED]," you just sing, "I'm dressing of a [CENSORED] holiday..." Why did I get bleeped?
Adam: You've got to say "Caucasian."
Jaune: ...So you mean I have to sing, "I'm dreaming of a Caucasian holiday?!"
Ruby: Sure, that won't offend anybody!
Jaune: Oh, this is so stupid-
Well it's a Nondescript Winter Holiday,
Whatever you do, watch what you say.
If you're easily offended, well, that's okay~
Ruby: Why can't we say [CENSORED]?
Adam: Why do these people have to feel this way? And how come they get offended so easily?
It's a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday!
Ruby: I'm just trying to come up with a song here!
Ozpin: Let's sing one together. Everybody ready? Adam?
Adam: Ready!
Ozpin: Jaune, you ready?
Jaune: I'm ready.
Ozpin: Ruby? ...Ruby? ...RUBY!
Ruby: oKaY!
All: We three kings of [CENSORED] are,
Baring gifts, we traveled real far...
Ozpin: Whoa! Hey, wait a minute! Wait a minute... Sorry children, you have to say "Mistral" now.
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