H.M.S. Kalinka vs. Star Destroyer

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A/N: This Chapter was completed a while ago. I don't know why I held it back for so long

Empire: Clantarian Empire (Late-Owen Era/Pre-Zoe Era)

Year: 1919

In a Galaxy far, far away, an Oberth Class, H.M.S. Damsel In Distress CPP-H31p, was being chased by a giant slow-as-hell ship, shooting green Turbolasers.

Tommy Atkins Officer: Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! This is H.M.S. Damsel In Distress! We're being chased by a big and slow ship!

Clantarian Captain: Better get Universe Loop online right now!!! These types of ships are expendable!!!

In Impulse Speed, the Damsel In Distress was still fast than Big Bertha.

Imperial Admiral: Activate the tractor beam!

The Damsel in Distress was then caught in the beam.

Clantarian Cosmonaut: (Irish) We're caught in a tractor beam!

Clantarian Captain: All engines ahead!!!

The Oberth Class struggled to get out of the beam, but slowly was being pulled in. Just then, a Mk. 3 Constitution Class materialized from Universe Loop and fires a Quantum Torpedo, disabling the tractor beam and freeing the Damsel In Distress. The ship's name is H.M.S. Kalinka CPP-20A5, one of the first 15 of the original line launched in 1888. The Kalinka got her Refit like some of her sisters in 1917 and still in progress for the aging fleet.

Fukov: (Russian) Captain Sergei Fukov of the H.M.S. Kalinka to unidentified Vessel- i- identify yourselves!

Imperial Admiral: This is Admiral (Who Gives A Shit) of the Galactic Empire! This ship has trespassed our borders and is classified as hostile and our prisoner!

Fukov: (Russian) Hostile? They're actually one of ours! Those ships are extremely expendable and mostly useless! Since you attacked a ship part of the Clantarian Empire, this probably counts as an act of war, does it?

Imperial Admiral: I serve under Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire, and if you are in any relation to the Rebellion, so be it

The Star Destroyer then launched its TIE Fighters.

Clantarian Cosmonaut: We've got a fleet of Fighters inbound! They are armed with Turbolasers

The Kalinka raised its shields as the Damsel In Distress stayed behind the Kalinka.

Tommy Atkins Officer: Rampart! Rampart! Rampart! Kill it with Phasers and CIWS!

CIWS popped out and the Phaser Turrets take aim and fired a barrage at the TIE Fighters.

Fukov: (Russian) Launch our Fighters

The Hanger Doors open and a large fleet of WW1 Fighters, like the Fokker Dr.1 the infamous Red Baron used, were flown out and attack the TIE Fighters. The Dogfight was a worthy opponent between the two sides. Don't ask how those Planes got out, they have foldable and collapsible wings!

Clantarian Pilot: Come on! Come on!

The Plane then managed to blow up one of the Star Destroyer's Ball Sensors.

Imperial Officer: Sir, we've just lost our Bridge Deflector Shield!

Imperial Admiral: Intenify the Forward Batteries, I don't want anything getting through!

A Fokker Dr.1 spins out of control as a Sopwith Camel blew up behind it.

Imperial Admiral: INTENSIFY FORWARD FIREPOWER

The Fokker Dr.1 was literally going in for a Kamikazi Run.

Imperial Officer: TOO LATE

The Fokker Dr.1 plows into the Bridge of the Star Destroyer, surprisingly destroying it easily.

Fukov: (Russian) (Chuckled) "Galactic Empire"

Clantarian Captain: Thank you, Captain, for your assistance. And quite convenience, too

Fukov: (Russian) Eh

He then drank his Tea.

Fukov: (Russian) (Spits out Tea) It's cold!!!

Sparks then flew from the panels.

Fukov: (Russian) Oh shit!

Unfortunately, these Mk. 3 Constitution Classes that were complete overhauls from its Original Design they were built with were prone for technical malfunction, unlike some Refit Variants that are built not from an old shell of the Original and Phase II design. A shame how the preexisting Constitution Classes are more unreliable compared to the others.

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