A/N: Writer's Block...😖 Plus, this is something I'm surprised no one has done yet
In Scotland Yard, London...
A/N: Tintin Thompsons: Great Scotland Yard!
Inspector Zenigata is here with the Police Chief of Scotland Yard.
Chief: Ah. They say you're from Interpol, ey?
Philip Zenigata: That's right, I'm Inspector Zenigata from the ICPO, here to capture the Notorious Theif, Lupen the 3rd
Chief: Pardon?
Philip Zenigata: You heard me. I'm after Lupen the 3rd and I have a sneaking suspicion that he's gonna steal something from this building
???: What's going on?
They both look, and boy, there's another Zenigata, who looks more cheaply drawn than the tv film budget one.
Dan Zenigata: Well...
Philip Zenigata: (Zenigata Startled Noises)
Dan Zenigata: Hah! Lupan! This is great! Never thought I'd show up, huh? Officer, arrest this man immediately!
Philip Zenigata: I'm not looking for Zenigata! I am him! I'm Zenigata!
Dan Zenigata: Are you drunk or what!?
Philip Zenigata: I'm not drunk! You're drunk!
Dan Zenigata: (Zenigata Noises) YOU LIAR! I'm the only Inspector Zenigata in this room, dammit! I'm telling ya that guy there is Lupan III!
Philip Zenigata: Quit the act, Lupen the 3rd! I know it's you disguised as me!
Dan Zenigata: I AM NOT ACTING, ME! I AM ME, YOU LITTLE SON OF A-
Just then, another officer enters the room.
Officer: Beg your pardon, Sir
Chief: What is it!?
Zenigatas: Hmm?
Officer: There's another Inspector Zenigata to see you
Chief: HUH?! WHAT?!?!
Zenigatas: Huh?
Just then, a more higher budget/different art style Zenigata appeared.
Richard Zenigata: Wha!? Hey, who the hell are these two jokers!
Dan Zenigata: And this one's gotta be Jigen!
Richard Zenigata: Nice try, Lupin the IIIrd. You're not getting away that easily
Dan Zenigata: No, no, no! That's Lupan!
Philip Zenigata: I'm Zenigata!!!
Richard Zenigata: The hell you are...!
Dan Zenigata: IT'S ME...
Richard Zenigata: ...I'm him! Liar!
Dan Zenigata: Shut up!
Philip Zenigata: Oh yeah!?
Chief: 😖
Zenigatas: (Zenigata Complaining Noises)

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Fanfiction(12-21-2022) Throughout the Omniverse, many Officers and Soldiers of an Empire before and after Union Prime throughout the Omniverse would end up not just bringing war, but also brought up other things to happen