(Random Fun #1) NO CAPES

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A/N: This is just random thoughts I randomly imagine with imaginary edits in my mind I think of. Nothing too major to the Clanboyverse or its Branches, but it is a thing that could happen in the Omniverse

E: You need a new suit. That much is certain

BOB: A new suit? Where the heck am I gonna get a new suit?

E: YOU CAN'T! It's impossible! I'm far too busy. So ask me now, before I again become sane.....

BOB: Wait....you. want. to make me. a suit?

E: (Flabbergasted) You push too hard, darling! But I accept 😈

She then pulls out a pen and paper.

E: It will be bold. Dramatic!

BOB: Yeah

E: Heroic!

BOB: Yeah, something classic, like A- All Might! Oh! He had a great look!

E: (Immediately crumples paper)

Bob: Oh, the cape and the boots-

E: (Throws paper ball) No capes!

That made Mr. Incredible surprised.

BOB: (tf?) Isn't that my decision?

E: Do you remember Miniboss Dude from Temple of Doom? The one before Indy fought Mola Ram

BOB: Listen, E...

E: May 8th of '35. All was well, about to kill our Grave Digger when his cape snagged on a stone roller

BOB: Threats like him was not the brightest bulb...

E: Isaac Quazzo! December 3, '22. Cape of Robin costume nearly choked himself to death

JStu Isaac: No capes!

Bob: C'mon, E. Please...

E: Syndrome! (Something, idk), '62. Cape caught in a jet turbine

BOB: E, you can't generalize about these things...

E: Superman, thrown through buildings!

E: Homelander, snagged by his father!

E: Dollar Bill, caught in a revolving door!

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E: Dollar Bill, caught in a revolving door!

A/N: Ironic, but I've just discovered this

E: NO CAPES! Now, go on. Your new suit will be finished before your next assignment

She then walk up the stairs.

BOB: You know I'm retired from hero work

E: As am l, Robert. Yet, here we are

BOB: E, I only need a patch job. For sentimental reasons

She sighs in annoyance before taking the old suit.

E: Fine. I will also fix the hobo suit....

She then left up the stairs.

BOB: You're the best of the best, E

E: Yes, I know, darling. (Whispering) I know

A/N: Yes, this is out of place to add for my Stories, especially this one, but it seems fun with it fresh in the mind

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