Gaying and Slaying in Hogwarts

7 : A fun day... in?!

Rye woke up to a warm arm wrapped around his waist. Opening his eyes, he came face to face the the cheekily grinning face of his (outstandingly pretty if you ask him) lover.
...Well. Lover in secret.
The giggly, happy couple didn't exactly have the luxury of being out and about with their relationship.

"Reg, love, why didn't you wake me up earlier? Today's our date day!" Rye pulled in Regulus for an Eskimo kiss. The noirette laughed at his boyfriends antics.
"Well we have all day in the room of requirement, what's the harm of a lie in sweetheart?" Regulus chuckled as Rye pouted. The Black gently brushed the white locks away from his lover's electric purple eyes, and the the irritated, pouty look had already set on Rye's face. Suddenly his boyfriend sprung up, leaping out of the bed and Regulus' hold.

"Well... we can't lay in forever. Not when I have so much fun planned darling." The albino looked at Regulus, who was already preparing for his demise. Death from his boyfriend...didn't sound too bad, right?
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"Ummmm... are you sure I need to wear this love?"
"Of course Regulus!? It's part of the experience, the exhilarating joy of baking!"
Regulus stared at Rye, who had claimed it was absolutely necessary for him to wear the most embarrassing apron that could be found within the closet the R.o.R had offered. It had black and white patterned cat ears included for the love of god. Regulus' ears and neck turned red in his embarrassment,
"Let's just bake the dang cookies..."

Rye gave a sharp Cheshire Cat smile and brandished his whisk as a weapon.
"My Knight, let us begin our culinary mission. Bring joy to our desolate Christmas holidays using the power of food!"
"Really, power of food?"
"Darling!? Do not underestimate the strength a well cooked meal can grant you!"
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Regulus stood in all of his glory. Taught the most fine manners and exquisite social skills from such a young age, he managed to look graceful...
...even as he whisked eggs in a hello kitty apron.
"Love?"
"Yes dear?"
"Turn around, let me see your gorgeous face for a moment."

WHAM
And just like that, with a handful of flour to his face, years of etiquette training, composure lessons and manners went down the drain. Along with a handful of flour to the unblemished face it seemed.
"I love you darling, but it seems you have chosen death."
At this moment he knew, he fucked up.

"Baby, please, it was a joke, put those eggs down, darling-"
And just like that, Rye's hair was no longer just a bed-head, but now a true mess, worse that James Potter's beehive, which was a very difficult thing to accomplish, since James had a reputation of never brushing his hair.
"Oh it is on."

Then ensued the most gloriously messy food fight ever known to wizard. It was safe to say they did not bake cookies that day.
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Well a fresh shower (together of course to save water) and lots of cleaning up had solved that one.
"Rye, will you get offended if I say that I'm going to try avoid cooking with you at all costs from now on?"
"...Slightly Reg, but I kind of see where you're coming from."
They both stared blank-faced at the TV screen that had a crappy muggle Christmas movie playing (they really have way too many, and some of them were just bad. Rye was really questioning their sanity at this point, because who would willingly watch this???).

The two young men were sitting on the red sofa curled under a blanket, with Rye on Regulus' lap, bathing in the domestic feeling of it all. It felt so different from the usual they had to suffer, quick chaste kisses in empty corridors and meets ups in the astronomy tower at night. They were unable to meet in the common rooms because their parents seemed to have eyes everywhere, causing paranoia and lots of begging to some of their friends, because let's face it, it was really difficult to be secretive when you live with an entire castle of people.

"Reg, you know I love you, yeah?"
"Of course love, always."
Maybe in the future they couldn't because of their parents, maybe it was a disagreement, maybe they found out they just weren't  for each other.
But this was now. This was the present, and they were just two idiots in love.
The two smiled at each other, because it was cheesy, and because it was true.

Hey hey heyyyy, it's ur amazing second writerrr. Here's my favourite couple 😭🤌, I had them planned right from the start, and I love them both to bits 🤩. They have homophobic painful parents cuz, relatable am I right? But this was acc rly fun to write, hope u love these two as much as I do 🥹🥹. Well hope u enjoyed the updateee, happy holidays, cuz I wrote this on Christmas hehe.
~ symphonyoframen

HIIIII i had so much fun reading this and i'm gonna go compliment the author nowwww. Hope you loved it as much as we did, comment how it wasss.
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~kokomi493