Binah: *standing at the top of the stairs* What are you all doing at the bottom of the staircase?
Ellie: I accidentally fell down.
Raphael: Anastacia PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay HER part of our rent!
Saskia: Ellie bet me £50 that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than she could falling down it, so I slid down the banister to get my money.
Lottie: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Saskia.
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Incorrect Rosewood Chronicles Quotes #4
HumorIn which the characters of The Rosewood Chronicles are given incorrect quotes (again, for the fourth time but people somehow actually asked for it) because I'm just that original, and because I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore.
