Raphael: Do you know a tortoise's only weakness?
Lottie: No... well, their slowness.
Raphael: Their weakness is that they can't roll over when they're on their backs.
Raphael: Now I have a plan.
Raphael: If I duct tape two tortoises together, they'll be unstoppable.
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Incorrect Rosewood Chronicles Quotes #4
MizahIn which the characters of The Rosewood Chronicles are given incorrect quotes (again, for the fourth time but people somehow actually asked for it) because I'm just that original, and because I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore.
