Dealing with B*tches and learning

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A/N - Just so you know for the ex in this story I will have they're abbreviation as M/N = Male name. ~ Itz_me18🌺

"Hey Y/n!" I freeze. I know that voice. M/n.
"I haven't seen you in so long, how are you?" He goes to touch my shoulder but I grab his wrist and throw him to the ground.
"Don't 'Hey Y/n' You can go f*ck yourself."
"Aww come on Y/n I know you miss me." Then Ava whispers to me but   M/n heard it.
"Who is this guy?"
"I'm Y/n's boyfriend."
"Ex-boyfriend, d*psh"*t, get it right."
"Oof, still as feisty as ever." I rolled my eyes and started walking away but he grabbed on to my wrist.
"I already told you I'm sorry, can't you take me back." I furiously turn around and snapped.
"Why don't you listen and take some notes, bozo. Ava, Can you film please?" I give Avs a thumbs up and walked up to M/n.
"I caught you cheating, You had the nerve to say you're sleeping"
"Just not with her, but tell your friends that I'll be lost without you"
"And I'll admit it" I look down at the floor and look back up to him.
"Sometimes I miss when we were in it
So I made a list so I never forget" He looked hopeful when I said this but boy, he had never been more wrong.
All the things I hate about you"
"Ten, you're selfish, nine, you're jaded,"
"Eight, the dumbest guy I dated," I sang pushing him.
"Seven, talk a big game 'til you're naked" With speech marks
"Only six seconds, and I had to fake it,"
"Five, you're toxic, four, can't trust you,"
Three, you still got mommy issues
Two years of your bullshit I can't undo
One, I hate the fact that you made me love you."
I sigh. I walked back to Ava ,
"Let's go back home."
Ava's Pov
I was in the bathtub relaxing with Johnny, my cat who has a green face mask on. I felt so happy that the Daemos haven't bother me in a long time.
"I haven't seen a horny guy in almost 2 hours now"
"Meow."
"You know what I mean the horny guys, wait I guess what I said before came off bad, ugh. You know what I mean the demons" 
"Meow."
"Daemos whatever wait, are you actually talking to me or am I just using you as a way to facilitate conversation because I suck at conversation with a normal human being?"
"I think both." Y/n said while applying a mud mask and picked up two cups of tea.
"Want one?" She said gesturing to the cup with jasmine tea. 
"No thanks, but you know, if those demons are this quiet and just leave us alone I may not mind them staying here, they have their own magicy wally deal and We have our own apartment, our own personal spaces, this might actually work out."
"Yeah no I don't think that's how simple it is. Those demons equal annoying hobos, that try to imitate normal human beings like how talking to Lorelai equals 5 years gone past." I give Y/n an eye roll and say
"Maybe you should look on the bright side for once." Now it's her turn to eye roll, then I hear a mystical and magical noise, I look up to see Leif halfway through the wall. She smirk.
"Have fun with your bright side." 
"What are doing?" Leif said, this ought to be good.
"Relaxing, what does it look like?" I don't know Avs but does it look like he KNOWS???
"What does that do?"
"Haha, what do you mean I-AHHHHH!" Ava screams.
"I'm trying to figure out why your doing this."
"Why are you in MY WALL??"
"Leif what are yo- wait what is she doing?"
"I asked the same question, i was going to ask the human sorcerer abouf human clothes since we can't figure 'em out."
"I thought Noi figured it out."
Then i heard Noi yell from the wall.
"I figured it out!"
"Yeahhh,I don't trust Noi-" I cut in.
"HEY! When you guys are done with your little talkie talkie, can you get out of our wall." "Ugh disgusting." Then Asch looks at me confused.
"What is on your face?"
"Your dead ancestors."
"What?!"
"Ugh, can you guys just get out we're doing a self care routine and plus Ava is taking a bath."
"A what?"
"Omg. These idiots don't know basic hygiene standards."
"I'm not sure what you meant but it sounded like an INSULT!"
"Your an insult." Then Rhys came in flummoxed.
"Your Majesty, Leif, if you're going to move from one room to another please go all the way through, being stuck in between uses my magic and- what is she doing and what is on her face?"
"I know right!" Then Leif goes back through the wall and calls for everyone else.
"Is this how humans replenish their magic?" I face off my mask and turn the tap off. Why are they so dumb?
"Was our method on daemos invalid?"
"Hmm, but the other method is more fun for me." I roll my eyes.
"The human drawing more redder by the second."
"Get OUT!" I yelled, diverting the attention to me.
"Why don't you make us?"
"Gladly!" I say cracking my knuckles. The daemos look scared by Moi! But Leif just looks more confused.
"Why are you scared of the human?" He said holding onto his weapons in a shrugging postion
"She threatened us when the other prisoner was sleeping." Rhys answered. Good they remember.
"I would kill you if I could but right now I can't!" Then Asch turns back to Ava.
"If she says she'll kill him I'm going for her."
"She can't move."
"That'll make this more FUN!" I storm up to him with my hands in fists.
"We'll try that once you get through me!" I challenged with the same determined face as him.
"Guys, I'm now positive I did the clothes wrong." We all turn around to see Noi on the floor.
"Whoa, what is she doing."
"OUT!"
"You'll what? You haven't done anything but throw idle threats our way."
"You too, boy"
"How dare you! I'll-" Before he could finish Ava splashes some water on his fire and it is put out. The daemos are dumbstruck. Then they all run back to their natural habitat. The walls.
"I hate this so much."
"So. Much for your little Brightside."
Time skip~
After we answered the door to find Mrs Oats and now she thinks we're doing some loving things with these idiots. We met one of the spirits they were talking about and it is apparently a cat.
"My cat now, boys!" I said holding onto the cosmic spirit that was cuddling into my jacket.

"Oh yeah, Avs, my dad called me earlier and told me that there are a few spaces that are free, to watch my boxing match

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"Oh yeah, Avs, my dad called me earlier and told me that there are a few spaces that are free, to watch my boxing match. But there are only 4, so I can't take them all." I said while playing with cute kitten.
"It's Ok, I was planning to take this present to Mrs Oats' relative and I will bringgggg, RHYS since he was the first to get dressed."
"Not fair."
"Cheer up, will ya Shaolin Martial Arts is way more fun."
"You don't order my men around."
"You want to learn more about earth right? Then stop fighting us and let us help you guys."
"We promise, but to leave this house your gonna need to hide your horns." I added with hopeful eyes.
"But we had our horns before-"
"With your worlds outfits and now you all are standing out."
"If people found out you guys aren't humans the cops will probably send you guys to area 51 or something."
"What's that?"
"You don't want to know."
"We can hide our horns."
"Ok then me and Rhys are going to head out. See you guys later!" Ava said while grabbing the box, wrapped in white wrapping paper with a green ribbon. Then we heard the door slam and I turned around to face the 4 daemos.
"Ok, I have a few rules-"
"Prisoners don't make the rule-"
"Well, your majesty," I said mocking him. "I'm not as strict as Ava, my rules are simple, be on your best behaviour, in the temple if someone is running at you with a murderous glint in their eye don't hesitate to strike them down and lastly listen to me unless you want your head on a spike. You got that?" I said the last bit with a sweet voice and all of the Daemos looked at me dazed. I felt confused.
"Hey! You guys OK?"
"Yep" Noi said.
"Now, clothes." I grabbed the bag with they're clothes in it and threw all of the outfits at them. I ran to my room to grab clothes to demonstrate with.
"This piece of clothing is called a t-shirt, which you grab the bottom of it and put it through your head and arms." They all looked at me even more confused. Okayyy.
"Hmm. I think I overcomplicated things. It is the same as putting on your daemos clothes."
"Really I thought there was more to it."
"What did you think you needed to cast incantations to wear them?" They all look at me confused again. Yeah they don't get sarcasm.
"Never mind, I teach you guys sarcasm later. Just change for now." Then Asch, Pierce and Leif took of their tops and let's just say they work out. I felt my cheeks reddened immediately.
"Y/n, Are you OK?" I looked back up and saw Leif in font of me still with his top off.
"I so need a therapist."

1655 words
Sorry it's a bit shorter than usual
~ItzMe18🌺

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