Encanto reacts to DC Frozen

Chapter Seven

[later that night Cat Woman takes Bruce in her sled, pulled by Sven, as they head toward the North Mountain]

Cat Woman: Hang on! We like to go fast.

[Bruce leans back and puts his feet up on the sled's dash]

Bruce: I like fast!

Cat Woman: Woh! Woh, woh, woh! Get your feet down. This is fresh lacquer. Seriously, were you raised in a barn? [she spits on dash to clean it, some if her spit hits Bruce in the face]

Bruce: Ew! No, I was raised in a castle.

Cat Woman: Mm. So uh...tell me, what made the King go all ice-crazy?

Bruce: Oh well, it was all my fault. I...I got engaged, but then he freaked out because I'd only just met her, you know, that day. And he said he wouldn't bless the marriage, and...

Cat Woman: Wait. You got engaged to someone you just met that day?

Bruce: Yeah. Anyway, I got mad and so he got mad and then he tried to walk away, and I grabbed his glove...

Cat Woman: Hang on! You mean to tell me you got engaged to someone you just met that day?!

Bruce: Yes. Pay attention. But the thing is he wore the gloves all the time, so I just thought, maybe he has a thing about dirt.

Cat Woman: Didn't your parents ever warn you about strangers?

(All Parents: True. They most likely did.)

[he looks at Cat Woman and slides away]

Bruce: Yes, they did. But Poison Ivy is not a stranger.

Cat Woman: Oh yeah? What's her last name?

Bruce: Of-the-Southern-Isles?

Cat Woman: What's her favorite food?

Bruce: Sandwiches.

Cat Woman: Best friend's name?

Bruce: Probably Jane.

Cat Woman: Eye color?

Bruce: Dreamy.

Cat Woman: Breast size?

Bruce: Breast size doesn't matter.

(All boys: True.)

Cat Woman: Have you had a meal with her yet? What if you hate the way she eats? What if you hate the way she picks her nose?

Bruce: Picks her nose?

Cat Woman: And eats it.

Bruce: Excuse me, ma'am. She is a Princess.

Cat Woman: All girls do it.

(Maddie: That's not true.)

Bruce: Ew! Look, it doesn't matter, it's true love!

Cat Woman: Doesn't sound like true love.

Bruce: Are you some sort of love expert?

Cat Woman: No. But I have friends who are.

Bruce: You have friends who are love experts? I'm not buying it

Cat Woman: Stop talking. [sensing something Cat Woman stops the sled]

Bruce: No, no, no. No, no, no. I'd like to meet these... [Cat Woman puts her hand over Bruce's mouth]

Cat Woman: No, I mean it. [Bruce shoves her hand away from his mouth and goes to say something] Sshhh! [Cat Woman stands, holds up the lantern, and looks around them when suddenly she notices a pack of wolves approaching them from behind] Sven, go. Go! [Sven takes off]

Bruce: What are they?

Cat Woman: Wolves.

Bruce: Wolves? [the wolves chase after them] What do we do?

Cat Woman: I got this. Just don't fall off and don't get eaten.

Bruce: But I wanna help!

Cat Woman: No!

Bruce: Why not?

Cat Woman: Because I don't trust your judgment.

Bruce: Excuse me?!

[Cat Woman pushes Bruce back as she kicks off a wolf jumping at them]

Cat Woman: Who marries a girl he just met?

Bruce: It's true love! [Bruce grabs Cat Woman's lute and swings it at her head]

Cat Woman: Whoa! [but what he was aiming for and hits is one of the wolves jumping at them] Whoa. [suddenly one of the wolves grabs Cat Woman and yanks her off the sled]

(All: No, Cat Woman!!!!)

Bruce: Dog Woman!

[Cat Woman grabs the loose rope hanging from the back of the and gets dragged behind]

Cat Woman: It's Cat Woman! [two of the wolves start attacking Cat Woman, Bruce uses the torch to fire a blanket and throws it at the wolves]

Bruce: Duck! [as the wolves continue to chase them, Cat Woman pulls herself back onto the sled crawling up the rope]

Cat Woman: You almost set me on fire!

Bruce: But I didn't. [Bruce gives Cat Woman a hand to pull her back onto the sled, at the very same time they notice a cliff up ahead] Get ready to jump, Sven!

Cat Woman: You don't tell him what to do!

[Cat Woman shoves a satchel into his arms and picks him up]

Bruce: Hey!

Cat Woman: I do! [she throws Bruce onto Sven's back] Jump, Sven! [she cuts the harness to the sled just as Sven jumps and lands with Bruce on the other side, Cat Woman jumps from the sled and also lands handing by her hands. She looks down and sees her sled burst into flames as it hits the ground] Ooh. But I just paid it off. [suddenly she starts to slip off the edge] Uh-oh. No, no, no. Ah! No, no, no, no, no! [suddenly an axe, tied to a rope, comes flying over to her and lands in the snow right in front of her]

Bruce: Grab on! [Cat Woman quickly grabs the axe] Pull, Sven! Pull! [Sven with the help of Bruce pull Cat Woman up and she rolls onto her back exhausted] [Bruce looks down the cliff at the burning sled] Woh. I'll replace your sled and everything in it. [Cat Woman groans and covers her eyes with her arm] And I understand if you don't wanna help me anymore. [Bruce starts to walk off sadly when Sven nudges Cat Woman]

Cat Woman: Of course, I don't wanna help him anymore. In fact, this whole thing has ruined me for helping anyone ever again. [Cat Woman pretends to be Sven answering herself] But he'll die on his own! [as herself] I can live with that. [pretending to be Sven again] [as herself] Sometimes I really don't like you. [shouting to Bruce as he's walking away in the background] Hold up! We're coming. [Sven licks Cat Woman's face in approval Bruce stops and turns]

(Pippa: Yea, she's coming along.)

Bruce: You are?! I mean, sure. I'll let you tag along. [Sven runs off to catch up with Bruce, Cat Woman smiles then gets up to join them] [as they walk on all through the night towards the North Mountain, Bruce turns and catches sight of Arendelle covered in ice and snow] Arendelle.

Cat Woman: It's completely frozen.

Bruce: But it'll be fine. Joker will thaw it.

Cat Woman: Will he?

Bruce: Yeah. Now come on. [pointing straight ahead] This way to the North Mountain?

[Cat Woman chuckles and moves his pointed hand upwards]

Cat Woman: More like this way

[Bruce is shocked as he catches a glimpse of top of the mountain through the clouds]

(Vanello: That's a long way to go.)