[back in Arendelle, the town is completely covered in snow and two men argue in the town square]
Man #1: No, no. You've got the bark facing down. The bark needs to be face-up.
Man #2: Bark down is drier! [they both start pulling at the bark]
Man #1: Bark up! Bark down! [we then see Poison Ivy and two guards giving out cloaks to the people]
Poison Ivy: Cloak? Does anyone need a cloak? [she offers one to a woman]
Woman: Arendelle is indebted to you, your Highness.
(Tiana: She's doing a really good job as a ruler.)
Poison Ivy: The castle is open. There is soup and hot glogg in the Great Hall. [she hands the stack of cloaks in hand to a guard] Here. Pass these out. [at that moment Superman walks towards her with his two guards]
Superman: Princess Poison Ivy, are we just expected to sit here and freeze while you give away all of Arendelle's tradeable goods?
Poison Ivy: Prince Bruce has given his orders...
Superman: And that's another thing! Has it dawned on you that your Prince may be conspiring with a wicked sorcerer to destroy us all?
(Erik: Now that's not nice.)
Poison Ivy: Do not question the Prince. He left me in charge, and I will not hesitate to protect Arendelle from treason.
Superman: [looking flabbergasted] Treason?! [Bruce's horse returns looking frightened]
Poison Ivy: Woh! Woh! Woh, boy. Easy. Easy. [Poison Ivy steadies the horse and the crowd start panicking]
Voice of Man: That's Prince Bruce's horse.
Voice of Woman: But where is the Prince?
[Poison Ivy looks out to the mountain and then turns to face the crowd]
Poison Ivy: Prince Bruce is in trouble. I need volunteers to go with me to find him. [some of the crowd step forward to volunteer]
Superman: I volunteer two men, my Lady! [to his two guards] Be prepared for anything. And should you encounter the King, you are to put an end to this winter. Do you understand?
(Bruno: I'm suddenly very afraid for Joker's life.)
[as they make their way on the North Mountain]
Cat Woman: So how exactly are you planning to stop this weather?
Bruce: Oh, I am gonna talk to my brother.
Cat Woman: That's your plan? My ice business is riding on you talking to your brother?
Bruce: Yup. [distracted by Bruce's reply suddenly Cat Woman walks into the end of an icicle which hits her nose, she carefully moves around the spike]
Cat Woman: So you're not at all afraid of him?
Bruce: Why would I be?
Robin: Yeah. I bet he's the nicest, gentlest, warmest person ever. [Robin turns to look at them as he carries on walking and suddenly he walks right onto an icicle and it runs through his torso and dismembers his upper body from his lower body, he looks down] Oh, look at that. I've been impaled. [he laughs] [they reach the mountain wall which goes straight up]
Bruce: What now? [Cat Woman looks up at the wall]
Cat Woman: Mm. It's too steep. I've only got one rope and you don't know how to climb mountains.
Bruce: Says who? [as Cat Woman is busy getting the rope out Sven nudges her and she looks up to see Bruce trying to climb the steep mountain wall]
Cat Woman: What are you doing?
Bruce: I'm going to see my brother!
Cat Woman: You're gonna kill yourself. I wouldn't put my foot there. [Bruce's foot slips]
Bruce: You're distracting me.
Cat Woman: Or there. [Bruce slips again] How do you know Joker even wants to see you?
Bruce: Alright, I'm...I'm just blocking you out cause I gotta concentrate here. [we hear Bruce slipping again]
Cat Woman: You know, most people who disappear into the mountains want to be alone.
Bruce: Nobody wants to be alone. Except maybe you.
Cat Woman: I'm not alone. I have friends, remember?
Bruce: You mean the love experts?
Cat Woman: Yes, the love experts. [as Bruce continues to climb the wall]
Bruce: Please tell me I'm almost there. [we suddenly see that he's only managed to climb a few inches up the wall] Does the air seem a bit thin to you up here? [Cat Woman chuckles]
(Erik: He did at least try.)
Cat Woman: Hang on. [as Cat Woman goes to help Bruce Robin interrupts]
Robin: Hey, Sven? Not sure if this is gonna solve the problem, but I found a staircase that leads exactly where you want it to go.
Bruce: Ha-ha. Thank goodness! Catch! [he drops off and lands into Cat Woman's arms] Thanks! That was like a crazy trust exercise. [he hops off her arms and goes over to join Robin] [they reach the ice staircase Joker had build, they look up in amazement at Joker's ice palace] Woh.
Cat Woman: Now that's ice. I might cry.
(ALL: Us too.)
Bruce: Go ahead. I won't judge. [he starts walking up the ice staircase, Sven goes to follow him but slips on the ice and scrambles as his hooves keep slipping]
Cat Woman: Alright, take it easy, boy. Come here, I gotcha. [Cat Woman helps Sven back down the stairs] Okay. You stay right here, buddy. [Sven slams his butt down to sit and wait, Cat Woman starts climbing the stairs] Flawless. [Bruce arrives at the door of the ice palace, holds up his hand to knock but hesitates]
Robin: Knock. Just knock. [Bruce just stand motionless holding up his hand; to Cat Woman] Why isn't he knocking? Do you think he knows how to knock? [Bruce finally knocks and the ice doors opens]
Bruce: It opened. That's a first. [before he takes a step inside he looks at Robin and Cat Woman] Oh, you should probably wait out here.
Cat Woman: What?
Bruce: Last time I introduced him to a girl, he froze everything.
Cat Woman: But...but...oh, come on! It's a palace made of ice! Ice is my life!
Robin: Bye, Sven. [Robin turns to step inside but Bruce stops him]
Bruce: You too, Robin.
Robin: Me?
Bruce: Just give us a minute.
Robin: Okay. [as Bruce walks inside Robin starts counting down the minute] One...two...three...four... [he turns to join Cat Woman as he sits on the steps outside, then the doors close]
(Snow White: I hope this goes well.)
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Encanto reacts to DC Frozen
FanficWhen their kingdom becomes trapped in perpetual winter, fearless Bruce joins forces with mountaineer Cat Woman and her reindeer sidekick to find Bruce's Brother, Clown Prince Joker, and break his icy spell. Although their epic journey leads them to...
