Protection

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Macaque: Hey wanna take this to the room?

Sun Wukong: Sure, what's up there?

*Macque ignores Wukong's question and they walk up the stairs but paused*

Macaque: By the way, did your bring protection?

*Wukong proceeds to go into a fighting stands*

Sun Wukong: WHY, WHAT'S UP THERE?!

Macaque: oh nothing just a GIANT SPIDER!

Sun Wukong: A WHAT!

Macaque: KILL IT NOW!

Sun Wukong: okay okay- where did it go?

Macaque: Well I'm leaving.

*Macaque falls on his shadow and leaves*

Sun Wukong: WAIT NO COME BACK!

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