I diagnose you with SPICYNOODLES

Small talk

MK woke up in the middle of the night at the feeling of air being thrown at his face with force. It was the demon bull king and Princess Iron Fan! MK's heart was racing, both DBK and Princess Iron Fan could hear MK's heart due to the silence, but soon that awkward silence was broken by Princess Iron Fan speaking.

"So... what are you doing here, noodle boy?" Princess Iron Fan questioned while the rock sus face was implanted on her face (🤨).

"Oh! Well yesterday it was raining and I was outside then saw Red Son walking around in the pouring rain and so I offered to walk him home but before that Mr. Tang and I and yes Mr. Tang were there but I told him to go home. Anyways I ran with my staff and turned into an umbrella and please if you have some questions about that please save them for the end. Anyways I went up to him and asked why doesn't teleport home and he got mad so I stood next to him with my umbrella and just followed him! And for some reason his face was red. I know his name is Red Son but his face wasn't his skin color it was tomato red. THEN-"

MK was cut off by a half-asleep sick Red Son saying.

"Darling... p-please be quiet..."

MK's face turned a light pink while staring at Red Son in awe. Princess Iron Fan looked at DBK as if they were reading each other's minds. Then Princess Iron Fan asked Xioatian.

"So noodle boy, what do you think of Red Son?"

"Huh?" MK of course didn't understand the question.

"Ugh, what she means, what is Red Son to you like is he a friend, crush, enemie, etc," DBK informed dumb brain aka Mk.

"Ohhhh, well he's my friend, well I think we're friends, I'm not sure every time I text him, call him and or see him he avoids me. I think he doesn't like me" Mk said.

While MK was staring at the floor Princess Iron Fan looked at her husband and made a face as if they were talking to him. She stared at DBK and it looked like her face said "OH MY GOD HE I SO OBVIOUSLY, HECK I CAN SEE THAT RED SON HAS A CRUSH ON HIM MILES AWAY!" And DBK in return said with his face "I KNOW RIGHT LIKE OH MY MONKIE!"

"Anyways do you want me to leave???" MK asked.

"NO, please stay! We thank you for taking care of our boy while we're gone." Princess Iron Fan said to Xiaotian while DBK nodded.

"Oh, thank you Mr and Mrs bull," MK exclaimed.

" No problem Nood- er hey what did you say your name was kid?"

"Well I have thre- I MEAN TWO NAMES YEP JUST TWO and there MK/Monkie Kid and Qi Xiaotian!"

"Where you going to say th-"

"NOPE" MK cut off Princess Iron Fan.

"This won't happen again, ok? Now I'll let you go back to sleep." She threatened.

"You got it Princess mommy- I MEAN MRS. BULL!"

MK just layed back down, closed his eyes and in less then a second like in 0.01 seconds he started to snore.

DBK and Princess Iron Fan just stood there confused (like like this 🧍🏽) then while still keeping their eyes on MK, they slowly walked out of Red Son's room.

~5 hours later~

MK woke up to multiple notifications from lantern, he looked at his phone in confusion "Who's texting me this early in the morning- HUH?!?"

~end of chapter four~