Blue Rose [taekook]

Bonus

Taekook any random day

Taehyung wearing a hoodie: as far as I'm concerned, I don't blush

Jungkook: really? Even if I do this? *kisses Tae on his cheek*

Taehyung: nope

Jungkook: *kisses other cheek*

Taehyung: *shrugs*

Jungkook: *hugs Tae tightly while straddling him*

Taehyung: still no

Jungkook: *kisses Tae hard on his lips*

Taehyung: nothing

Jungkook: *sighs* well guess you're right *leaves the room*

Taehyung: haha yeah *pulls down hoodie to reveal tomato red ears*

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The gang probably:

Jungkook: my boyfriend is too tall for me to reach up and kiss, what do i do?

Namjoon: punch him in the stomach so when he doubles over in pain, you can kiss him. Simple.

Jin: tackle him

Noah: put him on a headlock

Taehyung: what the hell?? No to all of that! Ask him to lean down!

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Jungkook: you just killed 5 men, made a mess on our living room and you're late to the movie date, what do you have to say for yourself??

Taehyung: oops?

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Jungkook when he first joined the government:

Mr. Green: being the most technologically advanced spec-ops team in the world and we're handing operational control to an eighteen year old hacker??

Jungkook: actually I turned nineteen 2 weeks ago

Mr. Green: I wasn't talking to you

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Date?

Jungkook: how's the meeting?

Taehyung: terrible, I want to stab everyone here

Jungkook: oh... Well, don't get blood on your suit. we have a dinner reservation at 7

Taehyung: love you for enabling me

Jungkook: love you too

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Taekook at one point probably:

Jungkook: all I'm asking is for you to be a responsible human and attend a company dinner for once!

Taehyung: I don't want to! It's boring as fcuk

Jungkook: you have an image to keep up! Stop ignoring me I'm gonna get mad

Taehyung: I'm divorcing you!

Jungkook: we're not even married??

Taehyung: And whose fault is that??

Jungkook: mine??

Taehyung: no its mine! Marry me! *pulls out ring*

Jungkook: What the f—

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*WARNING: THIS IS AU AND DOES NOT APPLY TO THE BLUE ROSE STORY*

Taekook AU, if taehyung had Kidnapped jungkook to work for him

Jungkook: this software can't hold 3 minutes into the server, I need Nmap and a durable battery. If you don't get me these things I can't help you

Taehyung: *sighs* fine! Here *tosses phone on the table* Order whatever you want

Jungkook: can I order a taser?

Taehyung: *raising eyebrow* can you?

Jungkook: I can!

Taehyung: You little—

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Taehyung: what's taking you so long? It's been 2 days?

Jungkook: how about remOVING THESE HEAVY CHAINS OFF MY WRIST YOU IDIOT—

Taehyung: can't do that, I don't want you trying to sky dive out of my balcony again

Jungkook: oh for fs, fine I won't do that again, get it off

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Taehyung: wha—

Jungkook: I am not doing what you want until the last episode airs

Taehyung: yes you are, it has to be done by 9pm

Jungkook: it's only 6pm now, I'll do it

Taehyung: *tries to pull him by the arm*

Jungkook: *zaps tae*

Taehyung: is that a FCUKING TASER—

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Jungkook: if I ask you to do it. Then you do it.

Taehyung: you have no power over me

Jungkook: *gets his face closer, crosses arms* you sure about that?

*sexual tension ensues*

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A/N:

Bonus chapter cuz its new year and also I wanted to add these few ideas into the story but didn't.

The AU was actually something that could've been how the story went. But I changed my mind and made jungkook willing help taehyung with his work.

don't forget to vote in the epilogue for what story I should write next, but if you have any AUs feel free to comment 💜

I'm sad that Jin went to military, the whole month was overwhelming with jin's news, namjoon's album and jungkook in fifa. But we are armies, we stick together and wait for them like we always did.

Borahae 💜