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Lancelot: Everyone synchronise your watches.

Percival: I don't know how to do that.

Tristan: I don't wear a watch.

Gaiwan: Time is a construct.

Gaiwan: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.

Percival: Being a fish.

Gaiwan: Well, shit.

Tristan: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.

Lancelot: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!

*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*

Gaiwan: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Tristan: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.

Lancelot: if you want information it is

Percival: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

Lancelot: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Percival: It's Percival.

Lancelot: What did he do this time?

Percival: No, it's me, Lancelot. It's actually me.

Lancelot: What did you do this time?

Lancelot: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Tristan: Yeah-

Gaiwan: *kicks in the door*

Tristan: Thank you for not saying "I told you so."

Lancelot: When you're as right as I am, you don't have to say it.

Percival: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people.

Lancelot: Life is like Percival. It's short.

Lancelot: What do you call disobeying the law?

Percival Platoon: A hobby.

Lancelot: *crosses his arms*

Percival Platoon: That we do not engage in.

Pellegarde: Percival, my old friend!

Percival: I think you tried to kill me at some point.

Pellegarde: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

Lancelot: What can therapy do for me that screaming in the forest for 30 minutes can't?

*Nasiens is casually searching around the room*

Anne: Hey Nasiens, what're you looking for?

Nasiens: My will to live.

*Percival walks into the room*

Nasiens: Oh, there it is.