Anne: Lancelot, gather the others. We need to have another Percival-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-he-hurts-someone convention.
𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻
Percival: You should have realised, Arthur, if Meliodas didn't kill you, we would.
𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻
Gawain: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.
𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻
Nasiens, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Percival: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*
Percival:
Percival: It's perfume.
𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻
Percival: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Percival: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Anne: Uh... what's up with him?
Donny: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Percival: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Nasiens, crying: It's working.
𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻
Chion: All in all, a 100 successful trip.
Donny: But we lost Percival.
Chion: All in all, a 100 successful trip!
𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻
Kidnapper: We have your child.
Zeldris: I don't have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Zeldris: Oh god, you have Percival.
𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻
Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.
Lancelot: Which one? I have nine.
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.
Lancelot: Which one? I have seven.
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