The Owl House Watch Party

A Lying Witch and a Warden

The episode starts with a witch, with green hair and a staff backflipping onto a cliff. She glares up at a large purple snake.

"Is this what I think it is?!" Shouted Amity in excitement. Luz smiles and nods.

The snake says, "Foolish child! I could swallow you whole!"

The witch replies, "Do not underestimate me, Gildersnake, for I am the Good Witch Azura, warrior of peace!" She poses as wind blows her hair, before dropping into a battle stance and holding her staff like a bazooka shouting, "Now eat this, sucka!" She fires the staff.

Gildersnake screams while being shot at, "No! My only weakness: dying!" He collapses.

Willow chuckles, "Isn't that everyone's weakness?" Luz agrees with her.

It then switches to Luz holding a doll of Azura and a green snake saying, "And that's the end."

Luz exclaims, "Oh! This is how I got to the Isles!"

Camila looks aghast at her daughter and asks, "The end of what?"

Luz responds, "My book report." The snake hisses and bites the doll. "I think I knocked it out of the park."

"Your book report is why you're in here." Said Principal Hal. He then gestures to the door, through which we can see two students running by screaming, snakes biting their heads.

Luz replies, "Oh. That's where the backup snakes were."

Everyone laughs at this, except for the humans. Eda was particularly vocal about it. "That was good kid!" Camila disagrees.

"And what were you going to do with this?" Asked Camila, as she held up several firecrackers tied together.

Luz replies dejectedly, "That was for the Act Three closer."

One of Luz's bullies cries out, "What?! She should have been expelled for that! Since that is basically a weapon!" Luz looks down at this. Amity and Luz's friends and family comfort her while sending glares over at the bullies.

Camila responds, "Mija, I love your creativity, but it's gotten out of hand. Do you remember why you were in the principal's office the last three times?"

"Oh, this is going to be good." Eda said with a smile.

They see Luz on stage at an audition for Romeo and Juliet, holding a spork. "O happy dagger, give me death!" Luz stabs the spork into her torso before tearing her dress, making several links of sausages fall out. Everyone else on stage screams and runs.

"That was pretty good, Luz. Can you tell me more about that?" Gus asked. Luz smiled and nodded. Camila looks over at them, happy that her daughter has supportive friends.

It then cuts to Luz sewing a pigeon head onto a squirrel's body, on a platform labeled 'baby griffin'. "Now for the final anatomically correct touch, spider breath." She opens the model's beak. Many spiders come out, crawling over her and the table. People scream in terror, throwing objects everywhere.

"You knew what griffins were like before you got to the Isles!" Shouted Viney.

"I just didn't like how the griffins were always portrayed in mythology. They needed something more." Replied Luz.

It finally cuts to cheerleading tryouts, where a girl does a successful backflip. Every other student applauds. "You think that's an impressive trick?" She throws her pom-poms to the side. "Take a look at this." She turns around to reveal she flipped her eyelids inside out. "Bleep, bloop, bleep!" Everyone else screams and runs, and it sounds like at least one person is gagging.