Wifi

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by Harold-the-Llama

by Harold-the-Llama

Imagine if, just before the prefect takes the children into the Gryffindor common room for the first time, and a muggleborn asks 'What's the wifi password?'
And the prefect replies 'what's wifi?'

And suddenly Hogwarts is a terrifying place.

Or if at the end of Dumbledore's speech, they ask the same question and he replies 'Sherbet lemons, with a capital S.'

And for the rest of the year, the purebloods are thinking that wifi is some sort of secret society.