Helluva Boss - Hellchild

(old) Intro - New Morning

"(Y/N)."

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"(Y/N)?"

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"(Y/N)!"

(Y/N)'s eyes snapped open as he rolled onto his back. His bright blue eyes looked into blood red ones.

It was Loona, his hellhound... Friend?
He sat up, slight pain ringing throughout his head.

"Hnngh..." He groaned, rubbing his head. "What's going on?" He asked

"It's Blitzo." Loona said. She looked up at the entrance to the room, the door still being closed.

"He's home already? Geez, I thought he was gonna be gone for a week...." (Y/N) rubbed his head as he recalled Loona telling him this. It's only been two days since then.

"He's always changing his mind on things." Loona said, pinching the bridge of her nose. She groaned as she then proceeded to stretch.

"Sounds irritating." (Y/N) said, throwing the blanket off of him.

"Oh ho ho, you have no idea.." Loona chuckled slightly. She then looked down at him. She smirked. "So. Last night, huh?"

(Y/N), who was now sitting on the edge of the bed, looked up at her. "Yeah... Last night....."

"Guess that means we're officially a thing now." Loona turned around, bending over to pick up some clean clothes off the ground she didn't feel like putting away.

"Good riddance too." (Y/N) stood up, also now stretching. "We've been dancing around it for how long now?"

"A month? Two months?" Loona pulled off her... Sticky(?) pajamas, and slipped into her cropped black t-shirt. "Honestly, I don't know what I was so scared of."

"Yeah, I don't what I was expecting either." (Y/N), who was already completely naked, picked up his own clothing, pulling it on.

"That makes it sounds like you're disappointed..." Loona said, sounding kinda hurt as she pulled on her shorts.

"Oh, anything but." (Y/N) said, yawning again as he pulled his shirt on.

Loona snorted. "Yeah I know babe, I'm just fuckin with ya." She leaned forward, kissing him on the cheek. "I appreciate you saying it though."

"'Babe'?" (Y/N) asked with a grin, raising an eyebrow. That officially marks the first time she's said that. It made him feel warm and fuzzy.

"Yeah, get used to it." Loona also grinned, hers was mischievous however. She leaned down, using her height to her advantage, her arms around his shoulders. "How about we practice kissing~?" She leaned closer to him, perking her lips.

(Y/N), being flustered somewhat, obliged, as they awkwardly connected their lips.

Yeah, uh, neither of them are really good at this, but hey, that's what practice is for, right?

After a couple seconds of daintily pecking each other, Loona grunted, before grabbing the back of (Y/N)'s head, and opening her lips slightly as her tongue poked against (Y/N)'s mouth. (Y/N), seeing where this was going, opened his mouth, and this began the battle for dominance, their tongues their weapons of choice. It was a pretty quick, and honestly, pathetic battle however, Loona won pretty much instantly. It's not even like (Y/N) gave her the win, she just was that much more... Uh, is strong the right word? Eh.

Anyways, they're making out now, grunting and moaning quietly at each other, not taking into account that the door was open now.

After about a minute of amateur tongue lashing, the newly formed couple separated, both of them panting slightly. They both giggled giddily at what they had just did, finding it kinda funny.

Then they saw the door.
Then they saw who was standing in the door.

"Loona." The imp in the doorway said. This, (Y/N) presumed, was Blitzo. He had a very hard to read look on his face. "Who's your... Friend?" He looked at (Y/N) with a neutral expression, but behind his eyes lied a venom. He glared deeply into (Y/N)'s soul. Not literally, but it seemed like he would if he could.

"Oh, uh, hi Blitzo." Loona said, (Y/N)'s assumptions now proven correct. "This is my... Boyfriend, (Y/N)."

Blitzo squinted really hard at (Y/N). "Boyfriend, huh?" He visibly frowned.

Loona groaned. "Blitzo, please do not fucking do this."

Blitzo then looked back at Loona. "How long have you known this man? How do you know him?" He had a very serious air about him, which conflicted heavily with the goofy shit (Y/N) has heard about him.

Loona groaned again. "I've known him long enough!" She said through her teeth. She also didn't answer Blitzo's second question.

"And how long is that?" Blitzo asked.

"Grrr, SEVEN MONTHS!!" Loona yelled back at Blitzo. "Don't worry, we've just started the whole dating thing!" She shot down a potential question. "...We met in the laundromat." She sighed, rubbing her head out of pure frustration.

(Y/N) noticed how irrationally angry Loona became at Blitzo's concerns. Yeah it was annoying, but it didn't really warrant the type of raw fury Loona displayed.

Blitzo looked at (Y/N). "... Can I speak with you?" He crossed his arms. "Privately?"

(Y/N) scratched the back of his head, looking down at the imp. He wasn't exactly intimidated by his presence, but was really hoping he could actually have a decent relationship with the guy, so he didn't get death stares everytime he came around.

"Uhm, yeah, sure." (Y/N) said.

Loona looked at Blitzo with suspicion, but said nothing as the two men exited the room, closing the door behind them.

"Hmmm" Blitzo hummed loudly in thought as he looked (Y/N) up and down. "I have three questions for you."

(Y/N) leaned against the wall next to Loona's door. "Okay."

"One - how old are you?"

"22."

"Two - what exactly do you see in my daughter?"

"She's pretty cool. We've been hanging out for the last few months, like she said, and I guess things just progressed."

"Okay. Three - since I noticed you have a gun, how interested would you be in working for my company?"

(Y/N) paused, confused. Blitzo's demeanor had shifted slightly, appearing less serious.
He thought for a second - Loona had in fact mentioned Blitzo's little operation once or twice, but it hadn't exactly been the main topic of conversations. Something about killing fuckers for money, something that (Y/N) was no stranger to.
Honestly, he'd been itching to finally do something that wasn't mop the seemingly always bloody floors of the imp city grocery store. This was a pretty decent opportunity, he thought.

"Uhm, you're a hitman, right?" (Y/N) asked.

"Hell yeah!" Blitzo said, smirking. "Interested?"

"Hmmm." (Y/N) thought about it one more time. Besides the fact that he was pretty sure Loona worked there too, this could be a way to get on good terms with Blitzo. "Yeah, I'm down."

Blitzo was beaming as he kicked down Loona's door, before shouting,

"GUESS WHO JUST JOINED THE TEAM!?"