Ask Masky, Toby and Hoodie!!!

Dare #2

"Okay sooo....Topaz it's night here....I dare you to run up to Slender and scream this: "Slenderpman! I'm pregnant and you're the father!"
Hoodie; I dare you to run up to Slender and throw a fifty shades of gray book at him, and scream "Happy fuckin' birthday bitch!" And while Hoodie does this to Slender, Masky needs to slap Slendy's ass." -xLKxNightmarexLKx

GG1326: Oh Zalgo.... hehe.

Slenderman's pov.~
It was night out, and Slender had just returned from the woods. He had killed three teenage boys, and two adult females. He went up stairs to change into a cleaner suit.

There was a knock on the door. It creaked open to reveal the love of his life: Kenzie Rose.

"How was your day?" Her eyes were so sincere, but there was some type of mischief in them.

"Better with you here." She smiled....

Suddenly Toby burst through the door, and ran up to me.

"Slenderpman! I'm pregnant, and you're the father!" Kenzie was rolling on the ground laughing so hard that tears had sprung to her eyes. Toby quickly sprinted out of the room.

"TOBY!" As I was about to chase about him, Kenzie stopped me. She tugged me back towards the bed, and laid me down next to her.

Hoodie's pov~
Masky and I were sneaking down the hall leading to Slender's room.

I had Fifty Shades of Grey in my hands, readied to be flung in Slender's expressionless face.

We spotted Slendy and Kenzie in bed. Masky had a sinister grin under his mask. I myself was sporting a smirk.

We quickly raced into the room, I throwing the book into Slenderman's face, screaming "Happy fuckin' birthday!"

He quickly jumped up.... But that was a HUGE mistake! Masky wound up his arm like a baseball player, and let. It. FLY!

There was a huge smacking sound the ringed in everyone's ears. Everything stood still. Kenzie quickly covered up for us by tackling our master to the bed.