An alien from Mars decides to go to a school on Earth.
In Maths, the teacher said "who can tell me 10-5+2?
The class said "Me,me,me!" So the alien wrote down me me me in his notebook
At lunch, the alien saw the dinner lady cleaning the plates, singing "forks, knives and spoons, forks knives and spoons!" So the alien wrote down forks knives and spoons, forks knives and spoons. in his notebook.
In science, the teacher said "Today we will find insects in the playground!"
The class said "Yay". So the alien wrote down Yay! in his notebook.
On his way home, he saw a big crowd, he wondered over and saw a dead lady. The police officer was saying "who killed this lady?" The alien replied "Me, me me!" The police officer asked how he killed her, he replied "forks, knives and spoons, forks knives and spoons!" Then the police officer said "I'm taking you to jail for killing her!" The alien replied "yay, yay, yay!"
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