Joke #14

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Mr and Mrs. Brown had two children: Mind your own Business and Trouble. One day, they played hide and seek, Trouble hid whilst Mind Your Own Business counted to 100. Mind your own business looked in car windows and under bins, when a policeman became suspicious. "What's your name, sir? Asked the policeman. "Mind your own business" said mind your own business "Are you looking for Trouble?" "Why, yes, I am, how did you know?!"

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