A boy is learning the alphabet.
One day, he asked the teacher if he could go to the toilet. The teacher replied that he had to do his alphabet first. He did:
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ
The teacher asked: "where was the 'p'"
The boy replies: "half way down my pants!"
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