"Shit, shit, shit, fuck, fucking titties." Dan mumbled to himself as he ran through the large crowd of people trying to get to the tube. He raced and shoved, and pushed, just about making it on.
He sat, realizing the seat was unnecessarily damp. A disgusted look came over Dan's face. He got up and stood in front of a nice looking old lady, who smiled at him when he appeared there, and he held onto the metal bar up top. He grinned back at the lady, and she crossed her left leg over her right, and continued to read her book. Dan glanced at the paperback held in the elder's hand. 'Fifty Shades Of Grey'.
"Oh god!" Dan thought to himself. He looked away and made a disturbed face. The tube squeaked to a stop, and some business people shoved Dan, almost into the woman, and he stuck his hand out to sturdy himself, and flashed an apologetic smile to the old lady. She grinned back, her wrinkles emphasizing.
Dan's eyes burned into the back of the men's heads, then he pictured them as sperm, like always, causing him to think of his video, then all his fans, leading to the wonderful people in the world, including the small woman on the seat next to him.
Others got onto the underground. It started to move again. Five minuets past, and the tube came to a jutting halt. Dan's arm flew back.
As usual, because of Dan's luck, there was a short girl, so short that her arm was fully extended and her fingers could just barely ring around the metal bar, unlike Dan whose arm was bent a little and he still could just loosely hang on, standing behind him. He elbowed her right in the boob.
The small girl flung back, not only because of the tube's jolt, but also Dan's interaction with her. She tried to steady herself, but because she was too busy holding her chest, she was no longer holding onto the metal bar. The only thing she could do was grab onto Dan. She held onto his hips, and pulled herself close.
Once Dan realized the girl he had just violated was holding onto him for dear life, and stiffened. Then grabbing her hands in his, he removed her hands from his own waistline, and turned towards her, once the underground had completely stopped.
She laughed nervously.
"Sorry." She put her head down.
"What's your name? I'm Dan."
"Violet."
"Well, Violet, the tube has come to a halt, meaning you can let go, and I am deeply sorry I elbowed you in your tits." Dan said calmly, trying to be sincere, but failing by saying 'tits'.
Violet looked down and blushed. "Yeah, I probably could have gone the day without being jostled in the chest. But you know! Shit happens!" Dan was glad this girl had been so understanding, and was even happier when he found her sense of humor, which he loved in girls.
Dan started to lean forwbard. Violet looked unwillingly wanting to do this, but thought she would just try.
"Get a room!" Dan heard someone shout from the crowd. He glanced up, unamused. Violet giggled at Dan's action, and the voice.
"Shut up!" Dan heard an old voice yell to the man in the back. He took a glimpse behind him to find it was the old lady, who he had drifted away from a little, that was reading 'Fifty Shades Of Grey'.
A smile crept onto Dan's face. "Fuck yeah! Go grandma! You show him! Uh!" Dan did a single fist pump. Violet giggled, and the old woman smiled, pleased.
"Go ahead, sonny." The elder put out her hand, signaling to move on.
Dan leaned forward, and Violet pushed Dan away.
"This is my stop." She broke the news to Dan, inches away form his lips.
"Will I ever be able to find you again?" Dan hoped so.
Violet leaned up onto her tippy toes, and kissed Dan's lips. "Search for me that way." She smirked, walking off,, and the tube doors closing after her.
Realizing Dan was slowly sliding away from Violet, he slumped back into the nearest seat, not caring if it was unnecessarily damp.
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I feel really proud about his one! Yes, it isn't phan, but if you want some more phan, you'll just have to wait, or check out my other stories.
This is what Violet was wearing, btw: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=74202417
