Jason/Dick one-shots

Jealousy

You'd gone to the mall with Jason, Rachel and Gar, going to random places to see what you could buy. 

Of course, Rachel and Gar goofed around acting as if they were a couple. Like come on, everybody knows they belong together, but they shy out and change the subject every time it's brought up. 

"Jason~" you whined, you'd gotten thirsty, and your dumbass forgot to bring water bottles before you left the tower. 

"What~" he mimicked you, pulling on your hand.

Rachel and Gar just giggled behind the both of you, enjoying the scene playing out in front of them. 

"I'm thirsty~" you whined again, stumbling on your feet as Jason continued dragging you like a child throwing a tantrum. 

"I know, that's why we're heading to the food court, so we can get you a damn drink." He said, turning around to face you.

You opened your mouth to speak but shut it before opening it again to say "oh."

"Yeah oh," Jason said, rolling his eyes before pulling you along again. 

This time you happily walked beside him, all the while the other two followed along behind you, giggling. 

(fast-forward to Jason scolding you)

"See? How fucking hard was it to wait hm?" He scolded playfully, removing the water that dripped from your lip with his sleeve. 

You just smiled, taking another sip from your water before holding it up to him to see if he wanted some. He only chuckled, lowering the water bottle back to you. 

"Can you guys' stop being cringe? We're hungry, feed us," Rachel groaned, Gar ruffling her hair, he hissed dramatically at the pain from his hand getting swatted. 

"Food!" You cheered along, lifting your arm as if you were in a riot. 

Jason rolled his eyes, "what do you two idiots want?" 

"...Rude...pizza," Rachel and Gar were completely in sync, they just glanced at each other and shrugged. 

"Alright, and what do you want, darling?" he asked you, turning his attention back to you. 

"How come she doesn't get some sort of insult?" Gar complains, faltering in place when Jason glared at him. 

"Because she's my fucking girl, plus, she's sensitive." He whispered the last part to them, causing you to punch him harshly. He groaned, clutching his lower stomach.

"I am not sensitive you shitty bastard," you crossed your arms over your chest.

"I'm just messing with you y/n, come on, have a little humor." 

"It sounds more like another insult than an apology," you muttered, rolling your eyes at him. 

"Okay, I'm sorry," Jason apologized when he earned a glare from Rachel, he was going to apologize either way. 

"If you go order for all of us then we won't be mad," Gar suggested.

"The fuck are you two mad about?" He asked, apparently, there was genuine confusion laced in his voice. 

"Uh, "what do you two idiots want?" does that ring a bell?" Gar was visibly annoyed, but he wasn't in the wrong for being mad. 

"Fine, just tell me what you want, specifically." Jason finished talking, knowing that Rachel would give some kind of sarcastic remark. 

(Fast-forward, Jason is ordering the food)

Rachel and Gar began a random conversation before they both turned to look at you, it looked like they wanted to say something, but Gar seemed to be against it before Rachel persuaded him with a simple look.