Jason/Dick one-shots

"Baby"

You were in the kitchen making dinner whilst your husband and son were in the living room playing a card game. 

"Baby could you come here real quick?" You called out. 

To your surprise, both your husband and son walked into the kitchen bickering about something. You huffed, placing a hand on the kitchen counter and the other on your hip, catching their attention. 

Raising an eyebrow, you asked, "what are you two bickering about now?" 

They looked at each other, a small glare on their faces. 

"Mommy, who is your baby?" Your son asked, his arms crossed over his chest. 

"Me or him?" Dick asked, copying your son's movements. 

"Can you guys stop messing around?" It was more of a statement, they weren't gonna listen unless you gave them your answer. 

"Not until we get the answer we deserve," yup, there it is. 

You sighed, rubbing your forehead before taking a look at them, they were too stubborn. "I'm sorry kiddo, he's "baby" and you're "love"." 

You saw your son's face go sad before slowly becoming cocky. Your eyebrow raised in suspicion; Dick looked like he was having the best moment of his life. Well, other than when you finally told him that you loved him, or when you got married, or when you told him you were pregnant, etc. 

"That means that she loves me more!" He jumped, running away.

Dick opened his mouth to speak but shut it, turning his head to look at you with a pouty face. You rolled your eyes before walking over to him, giving him a peck on the lips; he smiled a bit but looked at you as if he needed more reassurance. 

"Don't worry, I loved you first," you giggled, seeing his eyes light up at your words. As soon as they lit up, they darkened, and you knew what that look meant. Immediately, you shook your head, but he smirked, his hands making their way to your waist, giving it a light squeeze. 

You swatted his hands away, scrunching your nose up; he smiled, chuckling before giving you a long kiss, letting go afterwards. "I'm your baby," he whispered, burying his face in your neck.