Jason/Dick one-shots

Childishness

Jason was hosting a get together at the Wayne mansion without Bruce knowing, of course he would. That troublemaker would get in serious trouble with the big guy, and you won't be there to protect his dumbass this time. You figured you'd go anyways, the invitation you received from him was colored as if a child had done it.

Eventually, as you read through, you grew curious with the whole idea so you decided there would something different about this one compared to the past get togethers. It would be hosted that night, so you decided to get ready. The weirdly made invitation said to wear comfortable clothes, so you wore some sweatpants and a sweater, bringing along some shorts just in case.

When you arrived, you were caught by surprise seeing Jason and Dick in matching onesies. You couldn't believe your eyes, they both looked so adorable in them. Jason was a black unicorn and Dick was a blue unicorn.

As hard as you tried, you weren't able to hold back the small squeal you let out before running to them. They cringed in fake disgust as you pampered them with hugs.

When you squished their cheeks, they pulled away, rolling their eyes at your reaction. You shrugged, walking off to settle down on the couch, grabbing some popcorn. Part of you didn't want to believe the amount of snacks that were in front of you was actually real. It wouldn't be a surprise if several of you ended up with a bit of a stomachache afterwards.

Once everyone had arrived, you took the time to look over everyone's pj's. A bunny onesie, browser shirt and shorts, red panda onesie, sloth onesie, at this point, you think you underdressed.

You were all gathered in the living room, sitting on the couches. It was annoyingly quiet, you hoped for someone to break the silence.

"Ok I'm done, we're all here, what do we do now?" You asked, slouching in your seat.

"Hey this wasn't my idea, but we do have snacks and movies." Jason argued, copying your movements, slouching into his seat.

"Alright, let's start with that ya lazy idiots," you crossed your arms.

He only rolled his eyes before grabbing the few movies they bought recently.

"Oh come on.." Jason mumbled, though loud enough for everyone to hear.

"What is it now?" You grumbled, getting up from your seat, sitting beside him.

"Who fucking bought these movies?" He rolled his eyes, turning to look at someone in specific. Someone who had a coy smile on his face, a very punchable face apparently.

"Dick why?" You groaned, grabbing one of the movies that stood out the most to you.

"What? It's a classic," he shrugged.

"Ariel is a classic, but it's also a children's movie, ya idiot." You stood up, grabbing a pillow before walking over to smack him in the face with it.

"Wait, wait wait wait wai-oof" he held his arms up to shield himself, but it was useless.

You vigorously swatted at him with the pillow before Jason had to stop you. "He was being dramatic, I didn't even hit him that hard."

"Yes you did!" He yelled, sticking his tongue out at you.

"What are you, five?" You tried jumping at him, but Jason held your waist tighter, sitting you in the previous spot you'd been in.

You crossed your arms over your chest, sticking your tongue out at him.

"What are you, five?" He mocked you, making a funny expression as he did so.

"That's it!" You jumped out of your seat, but Cass held you back.

Dick scurried off of his seat and hid behind the couch, peering over the edge. As soon as he did that, everyone burst out into fits of laughter, including you.