The Beatles Meeting Their Future Selves

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John:

1964 John: Who are you? Where's the old me that I have to meet?
1979 John: That's me.
*Silence*
1964 John: *Laughs* I don't believe ya! Me, being a crazy old hippie?
1979 John: Oh shut up, ya stupid kid. I'm not crazy.
*Insert Yoko screaming*
1964 John: That's me future wife?!
1979 John: Yeah, and what about it?
1964 John: What a crazy old man you are.
1979 John: Oh, sod off, ya little runt.

Paul:

1964 Paul: Wow...
2018 Paul: Hullo...
*Stares at each other awkwardly*
1964 Paul: I'm still handsome and beautiful! Haha! *winks*
2018 Paul: We sure are! *winks back with sass*
1964 Paul: Also, what's McLennon?
2018 Paul: I dunno. It reminds me of John and our name combined.
1964 Paul: Hey, look, it's you! 'This old lady just asked us if we had veggie burgers...' Uh, have ye-
2018 Paul: Shhh. Let's just move on...

George:

2000 George: Hare Krishna.
1964 George: What does that mean?
2000 George: You will soon find out, my dear boy.
1964 George: Gear. Do you have a sammich?
2000 George: No, but I do have me biscuits.
1964 George: Ooh, can I have — hey, who's that little old lady running off with the biscuits??
2000 George: What lady — bloody hell! YOKO TOOK ME BISCUITS!! THAT'S IT!
*2000 George runs after Yoko, leaving 1964 George. Both Georges in the end never got his biscuits because Yoko ate them all* (I DEMAND JUSTICE FOR GEORGE AND HIS BISCUITS)

Ringo:

1964 Ringo: I don't want to cut this finger off, even though I'm getting chased around by some cult.
2018 Ringo: I get you. We've had some great times with this finger, haven't we?
1964 Ringo: *Nods* Right. Peace and luv.
2018 Ringo: Praise the lordy lordy picca.
1964 Ringo: *Nods head vigorously in agreement*

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 27, 2023 ⏰

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