Riddler walks up to the front desk of a hospital and asks the woman at the desk " hello is there a way I could buy this hospital." the women replies " if you have 1 million dollars to spend on a hospital then yes." the Riddler asks " would you accept bitcoin." and is told he cant buy a hospital with bitcoin. and Riddler leaves the hospital in disappointment and goes back to his apartment and orders a pizza. The Riddler is sitting down eating his pizza when he makes an amazing realisation. The next morning the Riddler drives down to Jeff Bezos's house and robs him and takes 1 million dollars drives back to the hospital and buys it and becomes the new owner of a hospital
"now its time to make some changes around here." the Riddler says as he sits down in his office "first I will make all of the staff wear green outfits covered in question marks." the Riddler begins changing everything about the hospital to be Riddler branded. " now that I have make this hospital on brand I must treat some patients!" the Riddler says sounding very proud of himself. the Riddler's first patients are the ones with cancer. the Riddler put a fake cure to cancer in front of each cancer patients and gets on a speaker and tells them all " in front of you is the cure to cancer. but the box will only open if you get all 3 of my riddles correct." one of the cancer patients who is very old shouts at the Riddler " FUCK YOU JUST GIVE ME THE CURE." the Riddler get one of the staff members to shoot the elderly man. then he gets back on the speaker and tells them all " If you fail that happens. Now time for the first riddle , what has holes but still holds water?" only half the people get it correct the other half get shot. the Riddler continues saying "well done to those who are alive but can you get this one correct you guys will find this one relatable, A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn't get a single hair on his head wet. Why?" another half of the patients die " okay guys well done for surviving this far but can you answer this final question, Where does today come before yesterday?" only 4 patients survived the riddles and when they open the box excitement fills them and they grab the cure as fast as they can but the Riddler speaks again " HAHA FUCK YOU ITS JUST WATER." and the patients start crying as they realised it was all for nothing .
