Once a feared crime boss in Gotham, the Penguin had decided to try his hand at something new: running a McDonald's franchise. He had always been a fan of the fast-food chain, and he saw the potential for a profitable business venture.
At first, everything seemed to be going well. The customers were happy, the burgers were delicious, and the profits were rolling in. But then, one day, the Joker walked through the door.
The Penguin froze in terror as the Joker sauntered up to the counter and ordered a Big Mac with extra pickles. The Joker had always been a thorn in his side, and the Penguin knew that he was up to no good.
But to his surprise, the Joker simply sat down in his car and began to eat his burger. The Penguin couldn't believe it. Had the Joker really come to his McDonald's just for a burger?
As the Joker finished his meal and got up to leave, the Penguin approached him cautiously. "Why did you come here?" he asked.
The Joker simply smiled and patted the Penguin on the shoulder. "I just wanted a burger," he said. "But don't worry, I won't tell anyone about your little McDonald's empire."
And with that, the Joker walked out the door, leaving the Penguin to ponder the absurdity of the situation. Who would have thought that the Joker would ever be satisfied with just a Big Mac?
