Part 2 Alfred becomes batman

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After realising what he must do Alfred rushes down to the Batcave and puts on the Bat suit and grabs his shot gun and heads to the streets of Gotham and sees a man in a mask who tells Alfred " wow another batman guess the bullet killed the first." Alfred's eyes become filled with anger and he pulls out his shotgun and destroys the criminals knees and he starts screaming in agony as he begins to bleed out and Alfred crouches down and tells him " you made a big mistake." and he begins to walk away to continue defending the city.

While Alfred is wondering the city he spots the Joker Committing crime and runs towards him ready to finally stop the joker. The joker notices Alfred running towards and says " did you age 50 years or something you look terrible." Alfred doesnt say anything and pulls out his gun  and the joker reacts in shock saying " I wasnt trying to be rude just calm down and put the gun down." the room goes silent until a few seconds later a phone rings and Alfred answers the call and hears Batman speak into the phone saying "Alfred where on earth are I pay you to look after me get back home right now," and so Alfred runs back to his car and puts all of Batman's stuff back in the Batcave and returns to his normal life

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