How to be a Filipino l.h

simplicity is beauty

rule no. 1

be simple. we don't want people who acts or dress too grand, unless you're rich if not? drown in pasig river please...

"what the fuck! don't wear that luke"

"but this is my favorite flannel shirt"

"may i remind you... we're gonna go farming not malling. in short, we're gonna be in a muddy place so please refrain of wearing those"

"but-"

"as much as i like you wearing that, i don't want my lolo to give me a sermon for bringing a sophisticated foreigner that has no-"

"okay fine. no need to nag about it"

i can't still think how the fuck did i get luke to go here.

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pasig river- a well-known river in the philipines

lolo- grandpa