How to be a Filipino l.h

weird names are cool

no. 4

never judge someone by his name, unless it's really absurd.

you know the feeling of luke learning your family background? it feels heavenly.

"so let me start this" dad said, coughing dramatically.

"she doean't have any siblings but that's chi-chi, tonio, bebe, her cousins"

"what?!" luke seems confused- surprised i don't know.

"any problem?" i asked

"er...no?" he answered

"i am justina eh... i don't know what to tell, i'm nosebleed. uh.."

"she's my grandma" i cutted in as i noticed luke chuckling a bit. i finished ba linguistics and here's grannie ruining my career.

"by the way i'm romegio, her father and this is my wife, melissa. she's hot, we're hot" dad said grinning.

god. could they be more embarassing?

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please tell what you think 'bout this. english errors are intentionally made to make my story be filipino-ish. wait, is that a word?