greaser gays + darry, 9:08 am
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pepsi: guys im bleeding
keithen: omg r u on your period???
pepsi: no im bleeding out of my face
keithen: r u sure your not on your period?? you've been a bit moody these past few days
texas: two, sweets, babe, love of my life, he's a guy he doesnt have a period
keithen: do i need to get you chocolate omg omg omg
pepsi: my face really hurts and everything is fuzzy
steven: i just joiOHMYGOD BABE ARE YOU OKAY
keithen: dont worry hes just on his period
horse girl: im confused
johnnycakes: me topo
pepsi: wow shapes and colours
steven: well shit
keithen: this is what happens when you're on your period guys
pepsi: oh look a big white building with a red thing on it
steven: i brought him to the hospital. his face had a big ass cut on it
keithen: i don't think you need to go to the hospital if youre on your period
steven: what is your fixation on him having a period good lord
greaser gays + darry, 5:38 pm
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horse girl: hey whered darry go
mother: I have been silently observing this situation. 🤣🤣🤣
keithen: ew those emojis make me want to throw myself off a cliff
pepsi: same
johnnycakes: hwdegurfwe4yufhauwiruhtirihuquithliuqtui34thh
mother: Johnny, what is that?
horse girl: thats a keysmash darry, you press a bunch of random keys
mother: =
horse girl: no like a lot of times
mother: ==========
keithen: hes helpless
horse girl: but like different keys
mother: pqwiny
keithen: thats as good as we're gonna get
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this chapter is a bunch of chatfics ive read smushed together and i like it. also the 🤣 emoji should be abolished from apple immediately
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an outsiders chatfic because my soul is rotting at a very high speed
Humorjohnnyboy dalbit stevepop darry is one of those gray skittles they sell during pride month (he's straight as fuck) ok yeah the title is self explanatory
