Stitches | Twisted Wonderland

Ⅸ | 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐲

"Everything will be fine," Choco says with a cheeky grin as she sips her Earl Gray known damn well of all the bullshit she's going to put y/n through, "completely fine..."

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───── ❝ New Year. Same Bitch. ❞ ─────

"Oh Sir Crowley!" [Name] exclaimed in a singing fashion as she kicked the door to his office open. She desperately fought off the urge to dissect anyone and anything that moved while they were still awake. At the sudden loud sound, Crowley nearly dropped his pen. He looked over shocked at the four.
"Eh!? You-you really went to Dwarfs' Mine to find the crystal?" His voice weived with disbelief. All-minus [Name]-let out sounds of shock. "I never thought you'd actually do it! You not only went, but managed to come back with a magic crystal in hand." The crow man pointed to the stack of papers laying on the edge of his desk, "And here I'd already completed the paperwork for your expulsion." Everyone stared at Crowley in shock. [Name], however, felt her eye twitching as a smile was strained onto her face. And that was when [Name] semi-snapped. [Black/white] gloved hands darted to grab the crow bitch by the collar of his overly fancy cape jacket thing. 

        "Listen here you wannabe crow bastard. We spent several hours searching through a dark ass mine abandoned mine. Did you even think of what would've happened if we had gotten lost is it? We could have ended up dead from starvation or from the old thing collapsing on us! Plus the ghost we had to fight and the hideous monster that was lurking there that would've willingly killed us. AND IT NEARLY DID! And you fucking tell us that you already had the exploitation papers filled out?!" [Name] lowly chuckled a bit before taking a deep breath. She leaned closer and whispered to the black haired adult, "You are so fucking lucky that you're providing Grim and I with food and shelter or I swear I would have you pleading to god, gods, or whoever the fuck you people here worship, for death to arrive quickly."

"..."

Ok then. Uh Crowley gulped harshly as [Name] let go of his coat. The man cleared his throat, "M-monster you say?"
"Yeah. It was gross but crazy powerful. It was awful!" Ace whined to the headmaster.
"Care to explain in more detail?" Crowley said as if he didn't get threatened just a few seconds ago. And so they explained what happened.
"Oh. A mysterious monster living in the coal mine. And the four of you worked together to defeat it, and bring back the magic crystal?"
"We really didn't work together," Ace opposed.
"It was more so our goals were aligned...?" Though Crowley being Crowley didn't listen. He instead burst out into tears and sobs as he pulled [Name] into a tight hug. All of them looked at Crowley with different versions of confusion except [Name] who looked at the black haired male in a mixture of disgust and annoyance at the contact.

"What is with this guy? He's a grown man blubbering like a toddler," Grim said out loud while the others agreed. Crowley sniffed while [Name] wiggled out of his grasp,
"In all my years as Principal...For the day to come that students from Night Raven Collage...Would walk hand in hand to face an enemy!" He said through sobs and sniffles. Both Deuce and Ace make sounds of disgust,
"I did not hold hand with this guy," the blue haired male pointed to Ace as he said this.
"I would never do that. Gross!" Ace exclaimed as he and Deuce stepped away from each other. Pull yourself together Principal Crowley." All comments of disagreement went ignored as Crowley continued.

"I am simply overcome...overwhelmed with emotion! This incident confirms it!" Crowley grabbed [Name]'s gloved hands with a smile, "Without a doubt, you have talent as a beast tamer!"
"Crowley let go of me," Ignored again. Did he just refer to his students as beast?...Nevermind that kinda checks out...